Dawg get the the fuck outta my comment section
04.03.2026 22:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dawg get the the fuck outta my comment section
04.03.2026 22:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
//i haven‘t Mentioned it in a while but I CAN do other characters that aren’t Melissa, so don’t hesitate to dm me if you wanna plot
like elesa, I could do elesa, she’s fun to muse
I think I’m almost convinced… got anything else?
03.03.2026 23:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ooh fancy
03.03.2026 22:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Guess who’s back?
03.03.2026 22:47 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1Yeah… got anything else like that?
27.02.2026 23:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
“We’re not partners and we’re NOT HAVING SEX!”
*she leers at him, stomping her foot down
/do you wanna take this to the DM’s, as they are definitely going to have sex
Damn…
26.02.2026 23:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Have as much fun as possible~\\
25.02.2026 23:13 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
Have as much fun as possible~\\
25.02.2026 23:13 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
she stares at him with a mixture of malice and befuddlement
“are you kidding me…”
Nahhhh
21.02.2026 03:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think thats a “my ass too fat, my steak too savory” type problem yo!
21.02.2026 03:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0//hey, do you wanna take this to the DMs
20.02.2026 22:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Shout out to my boys “Larry the fiend“ and ”skinny-penis” those my og’s frfr
19.02.2026 21:49 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Kahili rolled her eyes, leaning against the wall
“Take all the time you need...”
She spat out the words with a thick layer of sarcasm
“IT’S A SEX HOTEL. YOU CAME TO A SEX HOTEL”
*she practically screeched, shaking him by the shoulders
“did you look at the photos?? Or at anything besides the little blurb on the front??”
*she had to stop herself from whacking him upside the head with the paper*
Wh-
…
Did you read the brochure?? Read it again…
WOWZERS BOWSER THAT SONG SOUNDS LIKE SHIT.
18.02.2026 22:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Eugh… don’t say it like that!
16.02.2026 07:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Kahili rolls her eyes, lugging his stuff into the room
“You do know what kind of hotel this is right?”
She raised, an eyebrow. Genuinely unsure
“Didn’t… gah that is…. Lovely! I’d LOVE to explain it to you..”
*kahili laid the sarcasm on thick, pointing to the door*
“ why don’t we go in first? Just in case”
Depends… how willing is youse to get some uh… yknow… “honka honka”
16.02.2026 04:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
the woman eventually reaches one of the hotels many rooms, dropping the luggage with a loud thud
“i assume you have the key?“
“shut-… yes I’m a member of the elite 4, my er- father owns the place and we’re a bit short staffed…”
*she grumbled, her eyes locked on the ground as she took his bags*
“Come along now…”
“Great…”
*the golfer says through gritted teeth*
*come stay at Hano grand resort! Where your EVERY need will be met by our lovely waitstaff~*
That was the jingle.. kahili never thought it was that good, Especially now that she was the one in the maid outfit…
“Yeah… sorry about that”
*melissa rubbed the back of her head*
“For real though, I’d be honored to take you up on.. whatever the He’ll kinda Valentine’s Day thing you’se is doing
Well maybe I could do the slappin’ for a change~
* she instinctively flinches as soon as she’s done talking