Skull Grunt Melissa

"𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓵… 𝓝𝓸𝔀 𝔂𝓸𝓾… 𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓷 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓣𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷 𝓘 𝓮𝔁𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓭. 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓼𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓯𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓽𝔂𝓵𝓮 𝓼𝔀𝓮𝓹𝓽 𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓯𝓯 𝓶𝔂 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓽!”

POKEMON RP ACCOUNT
DM’S OPEN
MINORS DNI
#Pkmnrp #mvrp #Nsfwrp

Dawg get the the fuck outta my comment section

//i haven‘t Mentioned it in a while but I CAN do other characters that aren’t Melissa, so don’t hesitate to dm me if you wanna plot

like elesa, I could do elesa, she’s fun to muse

I think I’m almost convinced… got anything else?

Ooh fancy

Guess who’s back?

Yeah… got anything else like that?

“We’re not partners and we’re NOT HAVING SEX!”

*she leers at him, stomping her foot down

/do you wanna take this to the DM’s, as they are definitely going to have sex

Damn…

Have as much fun as possible~\\

Have as much fun as possible~\\

she stares at him with a mixture of malice and befuddlement

“are you kidding me…”

Nahhhh

I think thats a “my ass too fat, my steak too savory” type problem yo!

//hey, do you wanna take this to the DMs

Shout out to my boys “Larry the fiend“ and ”skinny-penis” those my og’s frfr

Kahili rolled her eyes, leaning against the wall

“Take all the time you need...”

She spat out the words with a thick layer of sarcasm

“IT’S A SEX HOTEL. YOU CAME TO A SEX HOTEL”

*she practically screeched, shaking him by the shoulders

“did you look at the photos?? Or at anything besides the little blurb on the front??”

*she had to stop herself from whacking him upside the head with the paper*

Wh-
…
Did you read the brochure?? Read it again…

WOWZERS BOWSER THAT SONG SOUNDS LIKE SHIT.

Eugh… don’t say it like that!

Kahili rolls her eyes, lugging his stuff into the room

“You do know what kind of hotel this is right?”

She raised, an eyebrow. Genuinely unsure

“Didn’t… gah that is…. Lovely! I’d LOVE to explain it to you..”

*kahili laid the sarcasm on thick, pointing to the door*

“ why don’t we go in first? Just in case”

Depends… how willing is youse to get some uh… yknow… “honka honka”

the woman eventually reaches one of the hotels many rooms, dropping the luggage with a loud thud

“i assume you have the key?“

“shut-… yes I’m a member of the elite 4, my er- father owns the place and we’re a bit short staffed…”

*she grumbled, her eyes locked on the ground as she took his bags*

“Come along now…”

“Great…”

*the golfer says through gritted teeth*

*come stay at Hano grand resort! Where your EVERY need will be met by our lovely waitstaff~*

That was the jingle.. kahili never thought it was that good, Especially now that she was the one in the maid outfit…

“Yeah… sorry about that”

*melissa rubbed the back of her head*

“For real though, I’d be honored to take you up on.. whatever the He’ll kinda Valentine’s Day thing you’se is doing