Skull grunt Melissa

I’m hiding in the bushes yo! and when ya least expect it.. BOOM, there go ya kidneys

“I just dry nutted in my underwear…”

More like… more like 21 iq, “what’s nine plus ten” “twenty one”

god I’m funny….

…I’m literally so erect right now, keep talking about brainrot

Girl…. Hawk tuey, spit on my thing

“It highkey hides my face when I’m committing crimes yo! Kinda like wunna yo “team magma” outfits!!”

Watching as all 13 other replies to an interaction bait thing get repliles while mine is ignored

I just… hate the fact that life in a society, why do the nice clowns never get the girl//

Dudes/bro is a gender neutral term and if you don’t agree I’ll step on your balls

Why be teto when you could be…. I ‘unno man… I don’t get payed to tell you what to be

*spits on floor*

“If teto, then only Tues- HEY WHAT THE FUCK”

*the Mercedes Benz barrels over the horizon in my general direction

“GO MY SWARM”

have your strategy bro, my whole squad has the “send out 17 underleveled pokemon and wing it” strat and dat has WAY more aura

Say thanks for the giving yo

Because i think boners is funny yo! #bonernationrise

Well- you- youse Is uh…. Um…. FUCK YOU

“Bitch lasagna!🎶”

“Yo Petri dish, hows those candies treating ya”

*the grunt busted into the room a bag of totally legally obtained candy in her hand*

"I hope you realize, that I'm only asking for your help, because my time is more valuable than yours. That means 'Thank you'."

The new professor of Lumiose City! Unconventional, brilliant, legally barred from leaving the city.

#PokemonRP #PkmnRP

Not a pure lewd Account, please read the Pinned!

“costume? these is my threads yo, don’t diss the look!”

the goon does a little spin to show off the fit, very proud of herself

“yo call me professor (insert tree) cause my wood is…. shit oh fuck I can’t finish the joke uh…. Pokedex huh?”

“Keeping it simple, I’ll be dropping around your quarters if you repost this. If I like you that is”

#nsfwrp #openrp #lewdrp #interactionbait

“So uhh, do you know anyine who’ll buy a princess such as yourself? cause I highkey need the dough”

* her captor asked, weirdly nonchalant*

FUCK YEAH

Whatever you say lady, just do the triple Baka song

“I mean, hey man if you’re up for it then.. y- youse is the one with a dirty mind here!”

*the grunt sputtered out, crossing her arms

”uhh… yeah? yknow pay wit something that ain’t cash, and we call it even”

*melissa smirked under her mast, staring at ragatha

“Huh… I uh… I sees..”

*melissa taps her foot for a bit, thinking*

“I mean uh, I guess we could work out alternative payment?”

“Does she got money or not dawg? Youse is really trying my patience here??!”

”Yo, that shlong looking mad heavy bro, let me carry ya meat for ya!”

“…the fuck is dis?”

*melissa mauled over the paper, squinting like a 40 year old trying to comprehend a “meme”*

“this ain’t money? And who’s pomni? Does she Got money?”