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Cheeto Voodoo

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Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. πŸ’™ Come for the timely revelations, stay for the snark, irony and cathartic profanity! πŸ’™ 🚫 NO UNSOLICITED DMs, PLEASE. 🚫 πŸ‘ Include me in your starter pack! πŸ‘

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These families' health care costs will balloon if Congress doesn't act on the ACA Millions of Americans face sharply rising costs for health care plans they bought through the Affordable Care Act marketplaces, unless Congress acts soon. Here's what's at stake for them.

The Affordable Care Act is now 15 years old which explains why Republicans are trying to fuck it.

20.11.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lowest Presidential rating EVER!

20.11.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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JOINT LEADERSHIP STATEMENT ABOUT DONALD TRUMP’S DEATH THREATS AGAINST DEMOCRATIC MEMBERS House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries, Democratic Whip Katherine Clark and Democratic Caucus Chair Pete Aguilar released the following statement:

...and now the Democrats have called the cops on Dozy Don's death threats!

20.11.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's the dementia talking!

20.11.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We should remember this when Dozy Don is finally held accountable for his seditious crimes!

20.11.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump calls for Democratic lawmakers to face trial for β€˜seditious behavior’ β€œSEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!” he wrote on Truth Social.

Dozy Don is a senile fucking nut case! Time to send that asshole to Shady Pines.

20.11.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Former pastor gets 12–15 years in prisonΒ for abuse of 8-year-old girls β€œYour conduct can only be described as predatory,” Judge Eames said when delivering his sentence.

Your Daily Diddler.

19.11.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Labor Department confirms cancellation of October jobs report The move was largely anticipated as federal workers were unable to conduct a key household survey due to the government shutdown.

Wow that October jobs report must really SUCK!

19.11.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say According to Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges, officers started the three-day sting on Nov. 5. They used several methods to find people who were attempting to solicit a 17-year-old girl for sex.

Your Daily Diddler. ICE Edition!

19.11.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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White House Defends Trump Calling a Reporter β€˜Piggy’: β€˜Have to Be Able to Take’ It "If you’re going to give it, you have to be able to take,” said the White House in its defense of Trump insulting a Bloomberg reporter

Goes both ways Dozy Don!

18.11.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Federal judges block Texas from using its new US House map in the 2026 midterms A panel of three federal judges has blocked Texas from using a new congressional map that Republicans drew in hopes of picking up five U.S. House seats.

Bunch of fucking GOP losers in Texas!

18.11.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Speaking of piggies... freaking pot, kettle, Dozy don!

18.11.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy' Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files

Who will be ecstatic when this no class POS is booted from office for his crimes? I know I will!

18.11.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How will we know we're getting the full account and not a sanitized version?

17.11.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump freely admits he rigged the 2020 census!

17.11.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This meme keeps on giving!

17.11.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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New MAGA merch drop!

17.11.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When Trump and his racist cabinet is long gone, you can bet Avelo Airlines will be too. What a fucking STUPID business model they chose!

17.11.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I prefer Dozy Don when he is not awake!

17.11.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Powerful and, hopefully, prescient.

17.11.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Texas, California National Guard members to leave Portland and Chicago The federalized California and Texas National Guard members sent to Portland and Chicago will return to their home states, according to two U.S. officials.

Adios, sukkas!

16.11.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Former pastor faces multiple criminal sexual conduct charges in Berrien County WSBT CBS 22 provides news, sports, entertainment and public interest programs to the South Bend, Indiana area including Mishawaka, Notre Dame, Granger, Osceola, Elkhart, Jimtown, Dunlap, New Carlisle,...

Your Daily Diddler.

16.11.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Live by the sword…

15.11.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Clay County associate youth pastor charged for alleged sex crimes involving teen church member An associate youth pastor in Clay County, Missouri, is facing several charges for sex crimes involving a teenager.

Your Daily Diddler.

15.11.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4
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Yeah, so what's up with that?

14.11.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Authorities seek additional potential sexual assault victims of Compton pastor Authorities Thursday sought additional potential sexual assault victims tied to a 68-year-old pastor of a Compton church charged with committing lewd acts upon a minor. Quintilo Sagrero was the pastor...

Your Daily Diddler.

14.11.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Former Northern Colorado worship pastor and teacher charged with sexual assault of former underage student Fort Collins police have arrested Matthew McGinley, 30, accusing the former worship pastor and teacher of sexual assault of a minor by a person in a position of trust.

Your Daily Diddler.

13.11.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🍹That looks delicious! I'm ready for one! 🍹

13.11.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sooner, rather than later, please.
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13.11.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a glass of tea is sitting on a table next to a spoon and a lemon . ALT: a glass of tea is sitting on a table next to a spoon and a lemon .

How about a nice grappa!

13.11.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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