Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN

Scientific paper published in PubMed. Heading: Object personification in autism: This paper will be very sad if you don't read it. Authors: Rebekah C White et all. Autism, 2018 May. For those curious, here's the original paper: https://discovery.ucl.ac.uk/id/eprint/10053878/1/Personification%20in%20autism_final%20accepted.pdf

Nobel Prize For Titles. Right away.

A long pale pink dress with black and silver floral sequin embellishments around the décolletage. I t has a matching coat with long hanging sleeves lined in black

Back view of the long pink coat and dress ensemble that shows the drama of the long hanging sleeves an the black and silver floral sequin embellishments around decorating the back of the bodice of the coat

A black and white photograph of the pale pink dress and coat worn in the mid 1950s

The Fontana sisters designed this dramatic ensemble for Ava Gardner in the 1954 film The Barefoot Contessa, a confection of black and pink and sleeves and collar for maximum impact. Dreamy….. @metmuseum.org #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡

We finally found the line, interesting

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!

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This is all I hear any time anyone tries to talk to me about an AI product or bullshit app:

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I work in cardiology not GI

It paired well with Costco rotisserie chicken and caviar on lays potato chips

No no if you mix the Kirkland Limoncello cream liquor and a blue Buzzball it creates a terrible green cheese but if you strain the chunks out the clarified liquid isn't terrible

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#OwONewsTechnology

I can't throw rocks I drank The Unholy Limoncello and Buzzball Cheese

@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social and @moist.dad would probably try it and that is their cross to bear

"everyone who donates $10000 gets to swing a sledgehammer at the ballroom"

A message that gets a vote and/or $ from me:
-prosecute criminals in administration
-abolish ICE
-tear down ballroom
-remove Trump name from buildings
-create open database of former ICE, DOGE, etc

I thought this was the onion

I was a pariah (exaggeration but only slightly) in college because I hated it with a burning passion and I feel so vindicated as everyone rewatches it now and admits that no it really did suck the whole time.

[Exit Murderer.]

Kristi Noem misattributing a paraphrase of Rudyard Kipling to George Orwell really does sum it all up huh

a traditional painting of herons in flight among trees, green, pink and white hues

I painted herons in flight. medium: Nicker poster colour on Arches watercolour paper

That's fine Windows 11 is already possessed by my extremely sinister grandmother

Crooked House remains one of my favorites because you get to the end and think "oh DAMN Agatha"

Just when you think you the murderer figured out you get to the end and Agatha is like “HA! Gotcha ya raggedy bitch!!!”

Vanilla pudding criticizing mayo for being too bland.

T9 was more accurate than ChatGPT, in this essay I will

i don't want to make excuses for trump but we shouldn't just let those sons of bitches james polk and winfield scott totally off the hook

Flop sweat, hair gel, and iguana feces

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

we should all listen to him