Aaron P

I left before the metaphor became less literary and more literal.

a man singing and it burns burns burns with a guitar strap around his neck Alt: Johnny Cash sings “And it burns, burns, burns”

I’m currently visiting someone in the hospital and watching their roommate unironically eat a lunch of chilli while playing (and singing along to) Johnny Cash’s “Ring of Fire.”

Mummy is an excellent choice!

a statue of a monster with a blue sky behind him Alt: A mashup of monsters

My dance of choice? The mash — the monster mash. (It’s a graveyard smash!)

It’s one of my favourite spots.

An incredibly disappointing development, I agree.

Freshly shorn Aaron with Parker the brown tabby on his back, sniffing Aaron’s hairline.

Parker, inspecting my haircut.

That is different. I mean, always off, no matter what, forever.

Simple past tense, yep.

The fearful symmetries of life

That fir green colour is probably my very favourite, and I’m a bit envious of how good it looks on you!

I truly don’t understand folks who rawdog it through life with their “silence unknown callers” function turned off.

That’s what he said 🥁

Or I could whisk a bowl of freshly milled matcha for you instead?

a person wearing a scream mask with a hood Alt: a person wearing a scream mask with a hood

*Nods*

Big scorpio rising energy for me, it seems.

The lamentation of the civil servant

Aaron; with a headset on. Parker the tabby cat stares out the window.

Samsies

Je sais dire « je prendre une douche » but I’m also in my dad joke years 😂

Mais oui mais non mais non mais oui

I love telling people that I’m going to go take a shower by mangling French and announcing that I’m going to go douche my corpse.

Like secretly dropping evidence into this canon, to be forever lost to the waters and elements below?

Surely not.

Aaron, peering into a camera against a rather breathtaking mountain view

A glass balcony a few hundred meters above the a mountain canyon is a decent enough spot for a selfie, I suppose.

… so no wild hunt, then? *Looks forlorn*

three nuns in blue robes are praying together Alt: three nuns in blue robes are praying together

The origin of one of my favourite gifs

I feel like you should be able to scream “REPRESENTATIVE” during this weird simulation we’re all living through.

Thank you!

Aaron, with a haircut.

💇‍♂️

I particularly like him in Fringe, if only because his attempts at emo are quite cute.