Sam’s Alt, man

NYT crossword: Requirements for pink or purple hair WOKE

aww 🥰

it’s hilarious. yes, there’s a global conspiracy and we’re working with Meta to gangstalk the free thinking Brave users

Reddit post I moved from Chrome to Brave and when I tried to log-in, my account got banned. I tried to appeal, but

god if only we could ban people just for using Brave

Test

@grok Yes, limited evidence exists: I visited Epstein's NYC home once briefly (~30 min) with my ex-wife in the early 2010s out of curiosity; saw

grok becomes racist; immediately starts claiming to have met Jeffery Epstein

according to the search function this is the third ever post to contain the word “aocummies”

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alternatively, a command one might give to a french woodcutter

imagine being the ICE agents suiting up for your biggest mission of all time right now

truly baffling how little information that giant wall of text conveys. did Elon write it?

>takes entire site down
>open app afterwards
>here is some incredibly boring information about bluechecks

I don’t know what I was expecting but it was still a surprise

I’ll be real: I wasn’t aware until today that Jony Ive was aggressively British, and to be honest it’s a little disappointing

I'll be real with you Discover I don't want to see screenshots from facebook where they've clearly got the iOS "bold text" accessibility option enabled

90% tasty and delicious margin. whos working on this

not even a joke, Canterbury cathedral is surrounded by like a ring of shiny new buildings built by Evangelicals

ok here’s my latest religion hot take: Anglicanism is scam orchestrated by the National Trust and English Heritage to get American evangelicals to pay for upkeep of the UK’s most decrepit historical buildings

endorse
/ɪnˈdɔːs/
verb

to imbue with the spirit of Jack Dorsey

Promoted post at the top of my feed from “White Vanguard” of a video of a Nazi from a Tarantino film, with the caption “White culture ⚡️”

X running actual literal blatant Nazi ads now. not just Nazi-adjacent ads, just straight up ads for Nazism

wire mother

OR

cloth mother?

we're so back

here we go again

and if it did go down for a bit it could simply replay the firehose to get the posts it missed

the appview isn’t down (you can tell because we’re both still using it fine)

Me in front of a big screen that says “Jaz is awesome”

take care of yourself Jaz 💙

I was in the middle of debugging some auth-related code, so the outage really threw me for a loop lol

so... hows it going dame?