bicurious george

they're doing this to me at work

apparently it's everyone's favorite day to use the bathroom I use to poop and take selfies

The evil, failson Block twins are hellbent on destroying anything and everything good that they’ve managed to get their hands on in Pittsburgh journalism and beyond. This is such a loss for all of us.

This is the news every day for the past 6 years

off the edible just drinking hellllllla water

me wearing a gimp mask and chain around my neck with a black tank top and fishnet sleeves, photo was taken in a bar with red lights

me with a mouth spreader in, glasses, hat, chain necklace

I don't post a lot but this is kind of what I've been getting up to

nonbinary couple named corn dog and fish sticks

dude just walked past me saying "that guy does things that regular people don't do" I need to know the story

I keep alternating between shock, tears, and joy.

We fucking did it. We won.

like wow we rly get to live together and end the night like this every night.....can you believe it

dozing off while watching videos with my partner before bed and getting tucked in 🥰🥰🥰 ohhhhhh yeah

they're good!!!

mooooo!! 🐮🥰

impact topping someone for the first time in a crowded and loud bar is way harder than I anticipated

I know my reach is not far but I have .44¢ to my name and any help is appreciated since payday isn’t until next Friday and I have kiddos to care for :( thank you all. I know everything is expensive and hard, I get it. Nothing expected, ever. ❤️ venmo.com/u/rebekahjan...

using compassion fatigue, a term used to describe the very real burnout experienced by frontline social service and health care workers, to explain why you as a "liberal" feel icky seeing homeless people in public is absolutely depraved

got my first paycheck last week from my new job and now that I live in a cheaper housing situation with dual income I can finally.....pay my bills and get a mattress that doesn't have a crater in one side of it

just put tape on a part of my screen protector that keeps catching on things because it's shattered....come on mamacita just last a little bit longer

this has changed my life for the better. more nutrients now and tastes like heaven. you also should probably put an egg in it but that's up to you I suppose

what you need to do is save your veggie scraps and chicken bones in bags in the freezer, make some chicken stock, and put it in little single-serving deli containers in the freezer. and then you must make your favorite instant noodle with chicken stock instead of water (I use shin ramen). trust me

this is brought to you by me five seconds ago rage quitting the phase 10 mobile app because it was unplayable

isn't it awesome how you can't play any phone game without it being paywalled aka unplayable and extremely hard to level up in unless you do microtransations and also filled with ads that are impossible to close without opening a popup

I made this post in a time of frustration

photo of my legs spread borderline all the way to accommodate for this ASSHOLE who decided to TAKE UP THE ENTIRE BACK SEAT WITH THE BACK OF HIS CAR SEAT which is leaned the entire way back

nah dude it's cool just lean your chair alllllll the way the fuck back when you're a lyft driver in the tiniest car known to man and also stop in the middle of the road and block traffic so I have to run to your car and also play the worst music of all time

Here’s a bunch of shows happening in Pittsburgh in September! I make these every month. They are in no way comprehensive so I encourage you to keep a look out for more or make your own. Save this to your phone, print it out and hang it somewhere in public, share with your friends!

the way this makes me want to learn how to drive so I can h*t them with my car

kitchen table polyamory except it's watching men hurt themselves together

it's my partners birthday tonight which means that me and my two partners are going to watch a jackass movie together at the end of the night, as is tradition now for some reason

selfie in a large mirror with lockers in the background, wearing leather hat, chain, black tshirt with a photo of someone's butthole that says "make america gape again", jean shorts, and knee high black boots

had a freaky night at the club w my lovers and it healed me