Would you watch this DJ?
06.03.2026 17:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Would you watch this DJ?
06.03.2026 17:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s nothing more humbling than boarding group 7 on Southwest Airlines.
21.02.2026 16:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Arms looked huge after my workout today.
18.02.2026 01:38 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
5 days between me and a dance floor in Costa Rica.
15.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 03-6-9, damn you fine!🔥
08.02.2026 16:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Post chest workout sweaty fox.
08.02.2026 16:35 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thotty techno DJ personality uploading.
04.02.2026 13:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I bloomf just for you…
04.02.2026 03:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The weekend doesn’t last long enough.
02.02.2026 13:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I worked out this morning. I think I earned being lazy the rest of the day.
31.01.2026 21:20 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Colleague told me I’m starting to look like a hippie from the PNW…which is exactly my goal: to be a hippie in the PNW.
29.01.2026 15:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0…and I do. Recovery is like 2 weeks.
27.01.2026 18:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me: “I’ve saved so much money growing my hair out.”
Also me: *books 7-day music festival in Costa Rica
It’s crazy how a cup of drip coffee can cost $4…
27.01.2026 14:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My favorite seat on the bus is the single seat behind the driver. I can view all y’all’s thirst traps a d***s in private.
27.01.2026 13:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Does someone want to catch me up on what The Pitt is all about?
26.01.2026 14:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It may be cold outside, but I’m staying nice and warm.
25.01.2026 20:51 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thinking about it, planning a pregame before my nightclub DJ debut probably isn’t in my best interest.
25.01.2026 18:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s freezing outside in Houston, but this bathtub is nice and warm.
25.01.2026 18:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I haven’t even cooked lunch yet and I’m already planning for dinner.
25.01.2026 17:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0After 8 years of being together, my husband knows how to load me, but still doesn’t know how to load the dishwasher.
25.01.2026 16:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My DJ alias is Dusty Fox and this is my first gig at a bar in Houston. If you live in Houston, TX and enjoy house and techno music, come out to Unicorn Disco in Midtown Thursday, February 19.
23.01.2026 21:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One thing about being a project manager is that no one seems to be able to get anything done without your direct involvement…which means returning to work from a 6 day vacation to a 7 hour block of meetings.
22.01.2026 13:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Emails won’t be finding me today. I’m off to PV!
16.01.2026 11:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just getting ready for a little belated 40th birthday pool party I’m throwing this weekend.
15.01.2026 22:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Woke up to a colleague attempting to double-book me not once…not twice…but three times…and then had the gall to ask to book me during the only time I have set aside to nourish myself on a day packed with meetings.
15.01.2026 13:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What was the damage?
15.01.2026 13:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Replacing all the mirrors in my house with car windows.
12.01.2026 12:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Read this as “chocked and bred.”
11.01.2026 21:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ATTENTION HETEROSEXUALS:
When at the airport, walk in a straight line at a consistent speed. And, for the love of GOD, do not randomly stop in the middle of the terminal.
