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tirinha em 4 paineis 1) boneco palito com feição neutra usando o pc em 2017 2) mesmo quadro 3) boneco com feição triste com um balão de imaginação acima da cabeça, mostrando o mesmo quadro inicial mas no ano de 2013 4) close no rosto do boneco começando a chorar

Computer chips wear out as you use them, that’s just how the cookie crumbles.

Do companies like Samsung, Apple, and Google juice that in a “planned obsolescence” sorta way? I mean probably

Does that mean your phone getting slower as it gets older is a scam? Not really

My most bootlicker take is that the “Apple is slowing down your iPhone’s CPU speed to get you to buy a new one!!!” controversy wasn’t really a controversy

Silicon chips have a lifespan, the gates literally oxidize as they’re used over time. Throttling clocks on old chips is a normal thing

No doubt tears of joy

Both House MD and The Sopranos take place in New Jersey… It’s like the universe is trying to tell me something

Textbook titled “Computer organization and design”

Moved recently and unpacking my books

I don’t remember the last time a book moved me to tears like this 😢

“Including or not including gang violence” being Charlie Kirk’s last words is kinda goated because to his dying breath he was saying shi that sounds intellectual but is actually really stupid and callous when you think about it

Oh yeah

Why is it almost drums and bass

whos ready to get down and learn

Chicken time

George Pullman’s legacy:

1. Inventing a company structure so comically evil it was unacceptable by 1880s standards
2. Pullman loaf bread

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#touhou #東方Project #fumo #fumofumo

Shoulda never smoked that shi now im eating at gamer heaven

Your honor, my client pleads “who cares” and we move to dismiss all charges

welcome to linux, please pick your starter distro:

- difficult linux
- racism linux
- backdoored linux
- bloat linux
- slop linux

Who are other American figures with names with a similar property?

Anyone with a surname of “de la Cruz” aka pronounced in American English “Deyla Krooz“

W. E. B. du Bois is one of those heavy hitters in American history who have a name whose “American English” pronunciation (Duh Boys) is comedically different than the technical proper etymological pronunciation (Doo-Bwah)

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I mean the feds bombed a neighborhood in Philly that one time bc drug dealers lived there or something surely we can find a justification for tossing a JDAM at the sales force building

I’ve advocated for nuking San Francisco before but after seeing this map I think we just need targeted airstrikes on the neighborhoods east of Union Square

Every hit piece they make about Luigi just makes him look cooler

how bout them beans

“Ey bro you know that aspartame is bad for you right? Look up the studies”

The studies: “when you force feed mice the human equivalent of 10 gigatons of aspartame they die 🤯”

It’s neat to analyze how companies are grappling with the “technology S-curve flattening” of consumer electronics

Your phone, computer, and game console already have way more computing power than 95%of people want so selling new products with incremental improvements is getting harder

Never ask a conservative what the most effective evidence-based treatment for gender dysphoria is

Moral panic In 1907, a Catholic priest in Michigan declared teddy bears to be "horrible monstrosities", which by supplanting the "good old dolls" would cause girls to lose the urge to nurture babies, leading to declining birth rates among the white population and race suicide. The suggestion attracted widespread but short-lived attention.[18]

via teddy bear article

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