Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

A free apple turnover from Lidl? Don’t mind if I do! 😛

Why does “Dr Pepper - Cherry Crush, Zero Sugar” taste like soapy water? 🥼🩺🫑 🍒🥰 🧴🫧🫧

About time too! Remember to pack your blankie bitch!

You just know the demented old sack of shit will try to make it into something big (My ratings are yuuuuuge, my dick is tiny).

He will do it like an episode of "The Apprentice" and fire a dozen rockets at whoever he fires...

Iran, if you have the Epstein files FFS just release them already!

Who the fuck does the Paedophile in Chief think he is? Trump wants personal involvement in picking the next Iranian leader.

Okay, well if he is setting a new precedent, then I say the whole world gets to decide who is the next president of the USA.

Must be sane, not a pedo, not racist, not a cunt!

US Senate vote fails to rein in Trump war powers on Iran The measure, passed largely along party lines, would halt US military action until approved by Congress.

Fucking cowards! What is the point of Congress if they won't do their jobs and reign in a demented President and an alcoholic nazi Secretary of War?

And surely changing the name to "Department of War" should have told the whole planet what Trumps intentions were?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

How I arrived on Bluesky

Jeremy Vine’s clip of Trump lovers dancing in Iran wasn’t entirely what he thought it was and it’s a facepalm visible from the moon
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/jeremy-vines-clip-of-trump-lovers-dancing-in-iran-wasnt-entirely-what-he-thought-it-was-and-its-a-facepalm-visible-from-the-moon/

I was the same, and cooking programmes. I’d watch every Delia Smith cooking programme and beg mum to make everything she made 😆

With any luck, Starmer saying "Trump has no viable plan for Iran" will make Trumps blood pressure get so high that a cholesterol lump break free and clog a vital vein or artery.

www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/202...

What is wrong with America in a single image. There is always money for war and killing, but food for the hungry and shelter for the homeless? Fuck off! - That's socialism!

Make Trump pay for every missile fired, he started an unnecessary war and this is why he was charging all those tariffs.

This is exactly why the UK must NOT get any further involved in the US/Israel Iran war. The US former ambassador to the UN has basically called Trump a liar and said there was no evidence of any immediate threat to the United States or Israel.

Put Trump on trial in The Hague, he is a war criminal!

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I really miss the time when every day wasn't like living through an entire season of 24!

Gosh I remember that now. Funny how something from 50 odd years ago can come flooding back.

BREAKING: Iran has advised Israelis to stay safe from its bombs by walking north, no south, no north again to ever changing safe zones for the next two years 👀

You're trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you?

"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

Boohoo! Go fuck yourself you old war criminal! We follow the law, we don’t break it!

You’ll be in The Hague alongside both your pals Putin and Netanyahu before this is all over!

Oh just go and aspirate on your spit and tonsil stones you old pedo!

I hope this isn’t us starting to creep into the orange pedo’s war!

If those data centres hold the only electronic copies of “Melania the Movie”, we should be forever grateful to Iran!

Of course he is, because he won’t be in a fighter jet (Unless it’s AI dropping shit on Americans) or on the front line (He’s got bone spurs, bless!).

He won’t be the one dying - instead it will be cannon fodder American service men and women and innocent Iranian civilians.

Dow currently at 48,469.70 - Quick someone get Pam Bondi in to talk about the Epstein files to distract from the Dow.

A rather expensive oops! 😬

Perfect! 🤣🤣🤣

They’ve started early this time!

Proof that Trump clearly went into this without a proper plan. He hasn't got an exit strategy. This will now likely escalate into something that will be as bad as the second Iraq war, if not worse - because this time Netanyahu is just going to be bombing Israel's neighbours indiscriminately.

Somehow, I don't think the Dow is going to be over 50,000 today!

We get just one shot at this thing called “life”, and many more Americans and Iranians will die - all to keep that fat rapist out of prison and in the White House.

Rise up America, overthrow him and take back control. Basically, do what Trump is telling Iranians to do!

It doesn’t matter how long it took, the fact you’ve done it is what counts.

You are still young, and fit - so I bet it won’t be too long before you can manage 6k! 😊