"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" has an unreliable narrator.
05.03.2026 03:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" has an unreliable narrator.
05.03.2026 03:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Lots of mutual aid requests out there, sorry to burden you with another.
A Swahili-language church in Minneapolis has membership largely afraid to leave their homes. The church is supporting with food, bills, etc., but their funds to do so are depleted.
Please give if you can. gofund.me/5a3b80c06
Are we not doing that?
04.03.2026 18:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@mattdoyle.bsky.social was watching Looney Toons and was delighted as an MNUFC fan to see a "DSC" basket.
04.03.2026 16:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wile E. Coyote in a "DSC" hot air balloon dropping an anvil.
Wile E. Coyote in a "DSC" hot air balloon falling past his dropped anvil.
Dayne St. Clair to Miami.
How it started/how it's going
If you can't give, a repost so this hits those who can would be appreciated.
04.03.2026 14:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Lots of mutual aid requests out there, sorry to burden you with another.
A Swahili-language church in Minneapolis has membership largely afraid to leave their homes. The church is supporting with food, bills, etc., but their funds to do so are depleted.
Please give if you can. gofund.me/5a3b80c06
ICE declaring Will Ferrell in "Elf" a terrorist because he throws snowballs good.
17.12.2025 00:03 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Can't even search for piss drinking videos anymore because of all the disgusting pornography out there.
28.12.2025 21:44 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 02026 will not be a less shitty year, but it WILL mark a new tier of how shitty we will accept things should be.
30.12.2025 22:59 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0It's the most common name in the world. Read a fucking book.
03.03.2026 21:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Me: Looks at one post about Karen Carpenter
The Algorithm: How would you like to only see posts about Karen Carpenter for two weeks?
Damn, Prue knew.
03.03.2026 14:58 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Going to be able to climb up a wet wall after eating that.
03.03.2026 01:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0To be clear, if looking like you got stuck in a running microwave is just part of being 80yo then I don't think 80yos should be President.
02.03.2026 22:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A lot of people talking up Trump's physical ailments. Have you ever been around an 80yo? They all look like ground beef.
Of all the ways he is uniquely unhealthy, fucked up looking hands and neck don't even register.
It's a double-breasted and he has it fastened with a single button. That's pretty standard for like a business suit but haven't really seen that in a double-breasted.
02.03.2026 01:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cool, my daughter won her basketball game, so we get to stay at the tournament even longer!
01.03.2026 19:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What are you doing texting the famed singer of "Moon River"?
01.03.2026 04:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It has the same ear hair troubles that I have.
28.02.2026 16:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Stealing everything that says "ancient grains" from the Whole Foods while invisible.
28.02.2026 15:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Spreading the Cheeks of Love"
28.02.2026 04:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Motherfucker stole Zach Braff's eyes.
28.02.2026 04:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Motherfucker bought a French cut shirt and didn't realize they require cufflinks.
28.02.2026 02:59 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ever heard of the Mangrate?
28.02.2026 02:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Motherfucker wearing brown pants with a black coat.
28.02.2026 02:21 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
"Only some people should be allowed to vote."
- Cru
Settling in for some Hockey™️
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