Geenz @Fuck man I dunno!

For real though I am super excited for a new Castlevania.

Reasons why the new Castlevania will be good:
- It has wall chicken

That's it that's the reason

These are the reasons I chose to depict the republicans, over whom I have no influence whatsoever, as the tiger - it also is not concerned with what I want it to do. However, ostensibly, the zookeeper, in his role opposing the tiger, is concerned with my safety - it's what he signed up to do.

im going to spell this out for all the very clever people who must have learned the word "agency" recently: A tiger, both literally and in the metaphor, does have agency. It wants to kill me. It is carrying out its plans. The zookeeper is the person tasked with keeping people safe from the tiger.

anyway also the zookeeper is really smug and blames you for the tiger getting out of their zoo

it is a foregone conclusion that yelling at the tiger will not produce any positive results. the fact that people are yelling at the democrats is actually a positive sign: it means they still believe there is a sliver of a chance they will wake up and become an opposition party

my problem with these takes, is it's like imagine if you were being attacked by a tiger at the zoo, and the zookeeper was over there kinda halfheartedly going "hey. come on now. get off him" and you went HEY WHAT THE FUCK! and the zookeeper went "uh don't oyu think you should be angry at the tiger?"

It doesn't make sense for me to ask the tiger not to eat me; It WANTS to do it. I'm not saying it can't help itself, I'm saying why would it? So instead of asking the thing that is actively hurting me to please stop, I'm asking the person responsible for stopping it to stop it.

I’m increasingly on the straight up abandon X bandwagon. I’m sorry furries, but it’s easier to affect change on a new platform than stick around for the porn on the bad platform.

Reasons why I should not drink:
Damn GLP-1s really make me hate life if I even try

(On top of I’m literally the worst version of myself when I do- which many people can attest to)

Yes. Every Pittsburgher should at this point.

Feel like most of us out here more or less kinda hate the guy

"how to deal with harassment *examples of inappropriate behaviour* Should you find yourself in this situation, you may take the following measures to ensure your safety."

"step 1: KILL"

employee orientation

I mean think about it they already own Roald Dahl's works, but they don't own the film rights to the Wonka character.

Hey wouldn't it be funny if the reason Netflix wanted to buy Warner was to acquire the film rights to Willy Wonka

There is a special kind of hell for websites that play the same video ad in two places on the same page with sound enabled by default that just casually restarts the ad when you sufficiently scroll on the page.

Post from Evil Idiots - YouTube Hello girls and ghouls! Wait, I think that's what Satan would say. Shi-- wait what's that producer Jack? I can't say that in community posts? Wait, what is t...

youtube.com/post/UgkxRu2... Time for something new.

Trauma is a bitch. Anyways, have a close to finished piece.

Cursed film adaption idea:
Happy Wheels by A24

Head empty #SecondLife

Yknow I see shit like this and I think damn maybe I should just be a televangelist.

bite anyways

A page from a book of poetry titled “searching for myself”: be yourself so the people looking for you can find you

Be genuine

As if SL didn't eat enough frame time, I added a "I hate my computer" mode in the new screen space reflections. #SecondLife

I bite

Is okay birds like cats we curl up on immediately after

fuck you am bite

Extreme creature mode tonight will bite on site like smol creature and then lick wound and curl up against.

The worst part of the job. Inspecting ze pixels. #SecondLife

Slowly getting there. #SecondLife