Nicki

you all need to learn ball and fast

normal people who agree with my agreeable opinion

“Heh, I can’t read!”

it’s just so obviously a classic devil magic team. “Jorge Polanco” coming back and being good, that fat piece of shit behind the dish, every possible thing going their way like that double play with bases juiced last friday night, etc.

rubbing it in is something the other 123 major sports teams experience and expect and don’t cry about and i’m sick and tired of the most obviously devil magic unethical ballclub and their fans feeling like they’re exempt from because of a 3
hour youtube video

(sorry for having a break i was just doing something else rq) in for them, and a legion of the most annoying people who love exclusively on this app. i usually am not on here super often i’m on twitter a majority of the time but i knew after the ALDS i had to remind these people how flimsy they are

nuh uh!!!

i’m not taking your bullshit Alex G

rival (which, btw, since MLBTS23, the Angels rival has been the Mariners in game and vice versa) was absolutely infuriating. Mariners fans always talk about “wasting Trout/Ohtani” despite the fact that by the same exact logic they have the most wasted careers of anyone, yet have a dorktown to step

much, but they don’t!! add on the fact that all 3 of the prime Shohei years had an instance where the Angels and Mariners killed or sparked one of the others’ seasons (as well as us killing theirs in 24’), yet Seattle getting to both talk shit and be so helpless little ol them could NEVER have a

reasons that a division rival is seen as noble, interesting, and makes people who usually do fantastic work like Jon, wonder if a cellar dweller is “touched by god”. if people talked about us having terrible luck with Ohtani for 3 years the same they talk about Griffey losing, i wouldn’t care as

my entire problem with the Mariners is that it is a fanbase entirely comprised of having their cake and eating it too. it is so unbelievably hard to be a fan of a team, who, by the way, have had series determine eachother’s seasons the past 5 years, who are treated as a laughingstock for the same

the moral of the documentary fucking sucks and anyone who thinks it’s good sucks. there is such obvious symbolism that the team with the significantly better dorktown won

i’d say so. ligma

FUCK PENN STATE (+ FUCK BALDY)

i’m right

not when the central core of that happiness is so absurdly flimsy and hypocritical that it defeats itself

i’m saying that to brag about 2 postseason appearances and act like you’re so high and mighty (while, by the way, thinking winning doesn’t matter according to You People) is just so so so hypocritical. You People are so damn snarky i despise this app

2024* excuse me

also, did a nameless gray faced opponent knock the Mariners out of the playoffs in 2021 and 2023???

yeah because if you go back more then 4 years the Mariners were too feeble to try and battle with the Angels for 4th place in the AL West

captain ahab better these bandwagon millennials in the replies are pissing me off Jays in 4

you are a bandwagon and deserve absolutely none of the happiness of this series

when they get swept in the ALCS and move to Vancouver within 30 years

ANTAGONISTS WITH A VEIL OF BEING PROTAGONISTS

they’re not going to don’t worry

one autocorrect to pnw, which would work if You People were from there and weren’t all bandwagons

you won’t and you don’t deserve it one bit

There Are None. [the end!]

LITERALLY ALL OF YOU PEOPLE ARE BANDWAGONS YOU DESERVE ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THIS