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I’m just trying to play this damn board game and this dude is calling us cum sucking faggots.

KannaGar - Twitch Who let this marlin have a laptop?

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two furries are pissing in front of a bridge, the one is an otter and is squatting, the other is a marlin and is standing up, both are looking at each other. the bridge is covered in graffiti.

commission for @lthotter.bsky.social and @gillfuckr.bsky.social 🐟

Has someone done this before?

A couple with a noticeable size diff going to a furry con as Legoshi and Haru

Except the tall one dresses as Haru and the short one as Legoshi

Genuinely detached from reality

I adore how delusional so many finance content creators are

"When you have your first child, you should also buy a rental property. That way, after 18 years of renting, you can have an assured place for them to go"

If I can't afford my own home, let alone a kid, how do I afford a rental property

Boyf...

Y'all remember the joke about how "The greatest honor a journalist can have is to be killed by the CIA"?

Well, I think the inverse is true

The greatest dishonor a journalist can have is to be invited in by fascists

Idek how true the actual vision part is, but what I do know is that ever since I started following that my fly-killing abilities tripled

My biology teacher in highschool was **really** bad, but he did teach me one useful life skill

Flies are able to see *almost* in a sphere around themselves, but their vision is worst in a line directly behind their wings. If you slowly approach from that angle with a swatter, you'll get them often

People misinterpreting authors writing about a subject/idea as them inherently being proponents of said idea, especially in fiction, is a huge pet peeve of mine that idk if I'll ever get over

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I'm so excited you cannot believe it

The intro to Suite-Pee would make an amazing ringtone

A drawing of a quadruped river otter (the character’s name is Lexi, and she belongs to @lthotter) with long brown hair chewing on a small fish shaped version of my marlin character, Vinny. The background is a muted photo of a cloudy sky.

Ravenous Creature

Lookin' like a SNACK

...sat everyone down and then, without speaking, put his hand out to lead me out (basically saying without talking/touching "let me grab your hand") I got confused and reached out and shook their hand like a business deal and the guy 100% broke character to giggle like an idiot at me

It was great

Have you ever made a haunted house employee laugh?

This one I went to when I was like 16 had a room near the end where they intentionally separate your group by leading everyone one-by-one for the added fear of being alone.

Well, I didn't realize this was what they were doing, so when the worker-

Like I'll have a week where I eat like trash and somehow lose weight and then a week where I barely eat/meet my goals and still gain

Dunno, but at least I'm still around my goal

I've reached the point in my diet/workout routine where my weight feels completely detached from my efforts

Good because that means its low enough to be at an equilibrium

Bad because it feels like progress is stalling

If the Beatles are so good, how come they haven't released a new lp in years?

Checkmate

Nah
More like *stuffed*

Then zipped

Lexi will put it on him

Often

Put that on the fish right now pls pls

INLAND EMPIRE - His corpse is marked by stars.

YOU - What will mine be marked by?

INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak.

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly.

YOU - It will be riddled with disco.

the point of having a comms team, just so everyone is clear, is not only to write better statements than you (which everyone arrogantly thinks they don't need) but also to give others the power to take your phone away when needed, because this is patently embarrassing at this point.

Imagine being the CEO of a company that solely exists, & attracts investment, because a critical mass of people abandoned your competitor over bigotry. Now imagine crashing out publicly & asserting your userbase has no value to you because you don't want to eject a specific & named bigot.

It’s totally fine for @jay.bsky.team to set some boundaries around what kinds of things people say in their critical feedback. Like the other say she responded with some nasty sarcasm to someone who asked her a legitimate question about the site’s management. An example of what not to do.

When you take a leadership position, that means that when people have complaints, they will lay them at your feet. Calling that “harassment” is an announcement of incompetence and weakness.

You want people to populate your site/protocol where people share opinions, Jay …

i feel like the bluesky team, or at least maybe jay in particular, has an attitude that everyone hates them forever irredeemably even though most people i've spoken to about this are disappointed, upset, and bewildered, with a strong sentiment that we'd just like them to stop fucking around already.