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22 | she/her/"that bitch" i like to post things i'm perfect and right about literally everything

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can someone tell me what i'm supposed to do in this situation

31.10.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

crazy thought of the day what if they made slot machines fun

31.10.2025 06:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a tribe called quest if they really wanted to taste things: can i lick it?

29.10.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thinking about people saying how they "acquire" and "borrow" games as really really thinly veiled euphemisms for pirating them. you think real pirates said they were just borrowing ships and treasure? i didnt think so

27.10.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the funniest thing about Modern Backroomsโ„ข is the existence of the Magical Sanity-Restoring Regenerative Almond Waterโ„ข because the original post says the area smelled of almonds and all the people who latched onto it now don't know that's what cyanide smells like and assume its purely beneficial

26.10.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BJA-BAT: TAP 37" wide by 52" tallWill it take a few weeks to get to your door? Sure.Thank you for your patience!

mamono.world/products/bja...
yeah here's the site by the way

25.10.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
WHAT I COULD DO WITH 70 DOLLARS:

- Buy one (1) modern AAA game
- Buy this awesome fucking Morrigan from Darkstalkers Baja Blast tapestry I found on a random site

WHAT I COULD DO WITH 70 DOLLARS: - Buy one (1) modern AAA game - Buy this awesome fucking Morrigan from Darkstalkers Baja Blast tapestry I found on a random site

don't forget to weigh your options (taps my temple knowingly)

25.10.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A list that categories assorted media with no consistency within the four categories of "Big Mouth", "South Park", "Family Guy", and "Bojack Horseman". 

Many properties are featured, including but not limited to things like Sonic, Dragon Ball, Devil May Cry, Team Fortress 2, Metal Gear, Gundam, and Guilty Gear. These categorizations are arbitrary and satirical and not legitimately meant to be used as to how to understand the games/shows/etc.

A list that categories assorted media with no consistency within the four categories of "Big Mouth", "South Park", "Family Guy", and "Bojack Horseman". Many properties are featured, including but not limited to things like Sonic, Dragon Ball, Devil May Cry, Team Fortress 2, Metal Gear, Gundam, and Guilty Gear. These categorizations are arbitrary and satirical and not legitimately meant to be used as to how to understand the games/shows/etc.

me and some friends categorized random shit into the groups of "big mouth" "south park" "family guy" and "bojack horseman". here you can see several hours of deliberation and deeply unserious ranking

24.10.2025 07:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

what if i threw a neutron star at you? like really really hard and without warning? what would you do?

20.10.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

jill word of the day: "yakubian"

20.10.2025 06:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

replace the 'p' in 'part' with an 'f'. relax liberal, it's called the first germanic consonant shift

18.10.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have corroborated with many experts within various fields and an amazing discovery has been made. "liminal" truly is "online videogame when no players". the white guys on youtube were right all along, i can't believe it

16.10.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"redditors join the mission to protect america" ๐Ÿ˜ญdawgggg

14.10.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Neutral Vegeta: "Actually, I have no strong feelings in favor of or against the current system of government."

14.10.2025 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every social media site got so many fucking clowns call that shit a digital circus

10.10.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[cowboy brody foxx]

YO MAMA'S SO FAT... This town's big enough for the two of us, but it isn't big enough for one of her!

04.10.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i woke up with a homer!

i woke up with a bart lisa!

03.10.2025 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reborn In Another World's Annoying Defense Mission? Get Me Out Of Here!

02.10.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

universal century fujoshi wearing a shirt that says "I LOVE CHAR AZNABLE BUT I CONDEMN THE POLITICS OF ZEON AND WILL NEVER SUPPORT THEIR REGIME" that draws a lot of questions that are already answered by the shirt

30.09.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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they have anti homeless benches in idolmaster cinderella girls

28.09.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thought: video called โ€œthis will be american truck sim in real lifeโ€ and its a full length recording of some 50 something year old man hauling coca cola across the country

27.09.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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anybody else love it when a song has this

25.09.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"The weakest Guilty Gear character is named 'Esset the Suneater', and he's a librarian who is host to a world-ending cosmic entity that manifests through an encyclopedia that he beats people to death with. His super creates a localized big bang within the opponent's brain, flooding their mind with the knowledge of an entire universe. It deals 1/3rd of the opponent's health bar.

The strongest Street Fighter character is named 'Eric Smithereen' and he's some white guy from California who watched a lot of ninja movies to the point he styles himself as a ninja. His most powerful move is Jumping Uppercut With Running Dropkick Followup which leads to a touch of death for the majority of the other cast."

"The weakest Guilty Gear character is named 'Esset the Suneater', and he's a librarian who is host to a world-ending cosmic entity that manifests through an encyclopedia that he beats people to death with. His super creates a localized big bang within the opponent's brain, flooding their mind with the knowledge of an entire universe. It deals 1/3rd of the opponent's health bar. The strongest Street Fighter character is named 'Eric Smithereen' and he's some white guy from California who watched a lot of ninja movies to the point he styles himself as a ninja. His most powerful move is Jumping Uppercut With Running Dropkick Followup which leads to a touch of death for the majority of the other cast."

24.09.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

white people be like "white people be like" without stopping to realize that in fact they are the white people that be like.

24.09.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

coming back from heaven wearing a t-shirt that says "i got raptured and it was chinese"

23.09.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

classmate: it's like. you know the shit that happened to ned flanders. they did that to snoop dogg. his only marketable trait was that he was the "smoke weed everyday" guy

[an alien beams down in the middle of the lecture and kills everyone]

21.09.2025 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHERE IS THE FUCKING POKEMON MAN

20.09.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i don't know what i would do in a world without green paint because i'd have nothing to dip my fries in

19.09.2025 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

vampire who can only play games with xbox 360 and nintendo switch controllers because every other d-pad is cross shaped and it gives him burns

18.09.2025 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mystery science theater 3000 was the beautiful megafauna progenitor to the pathetic domesticated variant known at the "reaction youtuber" that will shrivel into a little ball and die if it isn't given attention or sludge

17.09.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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