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She/her. Professional Milf & smut peddler. Horror, sci-fi, books, films, cats, gardening. General nerdery. Likes to post interesting/artsy pics. Ally. https://linktr.ee/MrsPJHaverstock

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Yeah, cut up & boil

26.11.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I also made a delicious pie crust out of crushed Biscoff cookies & toasted pecans (it’s getting a pumpkin-caramel filling tomorrow)!
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25.11.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
May in very soft white lighting. She is wearing a pink corset, and has her blonde hair tied back with a pink silk bow

May in very soft white lighting. She is wearing a pink corset, and has her blonde hair tied back with a pink silk bow

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25.11.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Aaaaannnddd… for my turnip stans, the final result! Milk, butter, thyme, salt, whipped to perfection!

25.11.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

I must admit Mrs H, I am absolutely enamored by your perfect natural turnups!!!

25.11.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dita πŸ–€

25.11.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well if we’re ever near enough to do Friendsgiving, the menu is a lock!

25.11.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mac & cheese is much more appropriate for ham than turkey, imo!

25.11.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A half peeled turnip - it’s large and round, with a rough brown peel and a smooth, buttery yellow inside.

A half peeled turnip - it’s large and round, with a rough brown peel and a smooth, buttery yellow inside.

A pot full of chunks of peeled yellow turnip, and a sprig of thyme.

A pot full of chunks of peeled yellow turnip, and a sprig of thyme.

Most weeks it’s titty Tuesday, but this week you’re in for a special treat… turnip Tuesday!! They’re big, heavy, and round…

#Thanksgiving
#ScratchCook
#LuckyYou

25.11.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

Hear, hear!! πŸŽ‰

25.11.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We usually take a half hour break or so, do a little cleanup, then it’s go time for pie! (It’s also great for later in the evening, or even the next morning with tea)

25.11.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pecan is not my favorite either… although I do make an excellent pumpkin pie!

25.11.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

PIES?!! I WOULD NEVER GET RID OF PIES!

25.11.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I do love duck!

25.11.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My only 2 moods πŸ–€

25.11.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll try to grab some!

25.11.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Four to bring, plus 1 extra for home (we want some stuffing to go with the leftovers we’re going to get)

25.11.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not done yet (today is turnip day)

25.11.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I knew that one would be divisive…

25.11.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I serve green beans & mushrooms with a bacon vinaigrette… so, sort of a green bean casserole? And mac & cheese is delicious, but not at thanksgiving! πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

25.11.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yum!

25.11.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I also have a huge sweet tooth (mine is usually satiated with baked goods… carbs AND sugar!)

25.11.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t, but I’ll look for it!

25.11.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If we’re talking Thanksgiving, I can dump three:

1. Ham! Thanksgiving is a turkey holiday πŸ¦ƒ

2. Green bean casserole is ass.

3. My spicy take… only heathens serve mac & cheese at Thanksgiving…

25.11.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely agree!! There are so many better ways to serve a green vegetable…

25.11.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only one solution… slowly lower those cookies into a vat of molten metal…

25.11.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like a bit of a misnomer, eh? I feel like fruity pebbles would be more of a β€œunicorn fart” scent…

25.11.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

First of all, I love these!! Secondly, I think they would be really fun as coloring books?!

25.11.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Homemade mac & cheese is the best! Such a delicious, comforting food… 🀀🀀🀀

25.11.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I talk about her in my Black abolitionists of NYC walking tour and usually no one has heard of her but she was Rosa Parks on the bus 100 years before that incident.

25.11.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 553    πŸ” 129    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

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