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Boring software developer

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This is for the Pfizer one for extra info

08.11.2025 11:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got the COVID booster today. The pharmacy leaflet even came with the full ingredients list! Contrary to what conspiracy theorists would tell you it all seems to check out. More recent ones even have a change so that it stings less than the older ones, I barely even felt it.

08.11.2025 11:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Legends Arceus genuinely looked really good though. I don't understand why they haven't fully embraced that style

17.10.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah but the console doesn't come with it on, it's just a code that lets you download the startup screen

29.05.2025 11:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every planet's society is a cookie cutter of jedi values taken to extremes in historical fear of the dark side; suppress your emotions, small threats to peace are dealt with harshly, everyone seeks wisdom but nobody builds... 2/2 #starwars

29.05.2025 10:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1000 years after Star Wars episode VI, the dark side has been defeated. There is no dark side. The lack of balance leads to pervasive light side hegemony - an invisible empire. #starwars 1/2

29.05.2025 10:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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AI car crashes documented in real time thanks to Microsoft Copilot ๐Ÿ˜‚

21.05.2025 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 20.05.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're serious about defeating corporate power, step 0 is to support the community alternatives like Mastodon over future big corps like Bluesky.

20.05.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Google used to have the motto "don't be evil" - today they make AI weapon systems: www.wired.com/story/google...

Netflix used to brag about not having ads, now you can pay with ads!

Facebook was "bringing people closer together" - including Myanmar genociders and their victims.

#enshittify

20.05.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun fact: OpenAI of all companies started as a "non profit" before restructuring to allow profit generation.

They took in optimistic technologists, told them they'd do good and built support before turning it around and slapping them in the face.

Now they're profiting from art theft.
#openAI #AI

20.05.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Don't worry, I'm sure a silicon valley based tech company would never use NDAs. #influencers #tech #latestagecapitalism #startup #socialmedia #enshittification

20.05.2025 12:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#startups #socialmedia #marketing

It's important to know what you're dealing with before enabling something's success

20.05.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Recently we've had the US secretary of health wanting to make a list of all autistic people in their country while claiming that they "will never pay taxes, they'll never hold a job".

Meanwhile people voted Reform in droves, the ideological twin of Trumpism.

"Never again"...

2/2

08.05.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#VEday is bitter sweet moreso this year than ever. The Nazis enacted Action T4, as they believed those who were too sick to work - too disabled to contribute to the state - were not worthy of life. So they had them killed.

At great cost, that evil ideology was defeated by our ancestors. 1/2

08.05.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just waiting for REFUK to change their name to Norsefire.

07.05.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#switch2 #gaming #copyright #piracy #nintendo #drm #environment #green

04.05.2025 10:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Creation of a plastic/e-waste product which is unnecessary when digital downloads can be served without this.

3/3

04.05.2025 10:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This has some problems:

Expectation that you should be able to play on purchase quickly, irrespective of your internet quality.

Lack of permanence, the game will become inaccessible once the Switch 2 eShop goes down.

2/3

04.05.2025 10:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Switch 2 GameKey carts should be banned. They are too similar to traditional cartridges containing game data and are therefore misleading to consumers.

These are download only codes which come on a physical cartridge per game. 1/?

04.05.2025 10:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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every time the venture capitalist funded firm is the good guy #socialmedia #facebook #twitter #trend #marketing #federation

02.05.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I more mean making public access to NHS dentistry a realistic to access thing again. It's pretty much all private sector there anyway at the moment which probably should be reversed

02.05.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Labour UK needs to take notes

02.05.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Local election results not looking good for Labour, Starmer searches for answers... #politics #labour #uk

02.05.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Alternative universe pixel art: SEGA decides for the Saturn, "screw it, Sonic is still 2D!" and just goes off with massive 64x64 sprites. #pixelart #sprite #sonic #sega

01.05.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A fun fact about the tech industry is they like to use NDAs.

Social media sites have been documented to pay high follower accounts to join their platform.

Why has Bsky grown so much faster than mastodon? Those who know may not be allowed to tell us, but are happy for it. ๐Ÿ’ฐ

01.05.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you are a tech bro

the neuralink S has just come out

finally an affordable $10,000 to interface directly with your marketing

a deregulated skull technician with dirty hands shaves you, spits on your head and proceeds to open it up

you can breathe easy and stop learning for yourself #tech

18.04.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes we say things and most people don't get it, or disagree, or find it cringe or whatever. But I figure if salmon can swim against the current and get away with it then why not?

03.04.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Spike Direction Effect - Waterworks (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by The Spike Direction Effect The Spike Direction Effect - Waterworks (Official Lyric Video)

New lyric video premiering tonight at 9 GMT
#Single coming soon,
#Waterworks is a sombre #country ballad that gradually morphs into a #psychobilly rager. It's my favourite song of ours.
seek it out, tell your friends.

youtu.be/Tnu3a0u7SoM
#garagepunk #blues #diymusic #medway #garagerock #slide

28.03.2025 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the free speech enthusiasts in action

28.03.2025 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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