Nerdstradamus🤓 nerdstradamus98

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05.03.2026 15:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hello Baseball season!

10.02.2026 22:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Prime?

26.09.2025 03:11 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Where she can be shanked easier?

02.08.2025 01:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do they use the same body wash?

01.08.2025 04:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Livin the dream

27.07.2025 10:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m with you on beer

21.07.2025 08:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t even ask me about an Oreo Klondike

12.07.2025 11:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

…and full price? Pshh

11.07.2025 15:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Now we know why he hates that bird

22.05.2025 08:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't judge me...

21.05.2025 08:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today is my bday and i'm a whole gestation of a baby older than my husband, so for the next 9 months i get to feel like a dirty cradle robber 😭

16.05.2025 05:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They wanted to give us hope…we were in desperate need of something good

08.05.2025 17:38 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh that’s really gonna piss him off

08.05.2025 17:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The internet never sleeps! 🤣🤣🤣

#SanDiego #Padres #Shildt

06.05.2025 06:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

¡VIVA LOS AMIGOS!

06.05.2025 00:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Happy #CincoDeMayo

06.05.2025 00:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Best prison work i’ve seen…how’d they get ahold of red ink?

01.05.2025 15:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How are they gonna correct this ?

01.05.2025 15:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So happy for you! Hope it stays awesome-sauce

03.04.2025 02:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hope it was a good one!

02.04.2025 21:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

two women are standing next to each other with their mouths open and one of them is wearing an orange coat . ALT: two women are standing next to each other with their mouths open and one of them is wearing an orange coat .

02.04.2025 06:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just a couple of April Fools...
#GorTheFaithful
#LFGSD

02.04.2025 04:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Masked bandit robs atm...

28.03.2025 05:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aww...good ol earthlink

25.03.2025 03:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Taking a page from trumps gaslighting book

25.03.2025 03:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A choice was made...on purpose

25.03.2025 03:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love him even more now

25.03.2025 03:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is half of a basic Quinceañera budget

25.03.2025 03:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

..or how

25.03.2025 03:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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