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images that spring to mind unbidden, part 847: "when you tell me the undertaker didn't really die and come back to life"

Ah nope gone already

Well shit that's pretty good

a paper tsurukame cutout, digitally arranged. The crane and turtle form a loose circle with starbursts around them. Text says “good fortune & long life”

Let’s Live in Prosperity for 1000-10000 Years Together
#art

Well deserved. Culture shifters, masters of the craft, innovators and the definition of cool♥️

craaaaaawling iiiiiin my skiiiiiin

Funko is dying

Repost to make it die faster

"What else is in the Teaches of Peaches huh? right?" in the Zohran font

right?

Can we normalize trains?

Waffle The waffle-shaped daily word game.

#waffle1387 0/5

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🔥 streak: 4
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Who has 2 thumbs and wasn't paying attention?

Masters of Universe image with Skeletor in the center and other characters arrayed in a border.

Esteban Maroto

Two home made pizzas one cheese one with sliced up salami

#food keeping it simple

Glad to hear it! Pasta is such a great base for so many things, and so handy by itself when you can simplify the cook process like that

all that alpha male cosplaying bull shit just to spend every day getting called a moist bitch by graydons dad and they cant do anything about it lol

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I appreciate Over the Garden Wall's commitment to turn-of-the-last-century weirdness that they went out of their way to include what seems to be a rotoscoped bit like Cab Calloway in a Fleischer Bros. short, but it's not even rotoscoped - it's just one random bit of weirdness for weirdness' sake.

Yeah exactly, and a company demanding an increase in it is usually a very negative thing all around!

he's five different shades, his ear is WET, everything about this sucks so bad lmao

that makes me want to go there even less!! i don't want people capering in my presence for their paychecks. sounds more like they're making employees probe for theft behavior more than customer retention through the illusion of care too tbqh.

2 Screenshots from the movie "Marty" (1955): First, a black-and-white image shows a man in a suit talking to a woman on a busy city street at night. The subtitle reads, "You know how long ago I graduated high school? June 1937." Second, in another nighttime street scene, the same man and woman continue walking. The man looks pensive as he says, "Where'd it all go? I'm gettin' old. I'm gonna be 35 years old November 8th. 35!"

Nov 8th - Reluctant bachelor Marty Piletti's birthday. One night he meets the "plain" science teacher Clara, and they hit it off. However, when he tells his friends, brothers and his mother about her, they belittle her.

📽️📅 Marty (1955)

A smiling woman’s face. There’s something wrong with it.

A woman in the dark, lit by flashlight.

A cracked window, with a man’s face behind it. His proportions are very wrong.

An aisle in a convenience store. Some bags have fallen. There’s a shadow in a back room.

You should watch Jay Dahl’s THERE ARE MONSTERS (2013), in which some graduate students making a film discover a quiet, insidious apocalypse happening all around them. Invasion Of The Body Snatchers by way of Unedited Footage Of A Bear / This House Has People In It. Feels evil.

What we're watching: A new take on "Frankenstein," a lavish legal drama starring Kim Kardashian and a Tracy Morgan-led spinoff.

sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪

Oh God. - one thing leads to another, it was right there

Italian poster for Jack Hill's SWITCHBLADE SISTERS (1975)

I have made a reasonable facsimile of this sprite paper (US letter size). Please feel free to use.

A simplified, stylized periodic table of elements where large groups of elements are color-coded. Hydrogen (H) is isolated. Group 1 (alkali metals) is labeled "BOOM!". Group 2 (alkaline earth metals) is "rocks & sand & glass & stuff". The transition metals are split into sections: "the foundations of human civilization," "catalysts & superalloys," "ooh, shiny!," "expensive," and "heavy metal poisoning." Technetium (Tc) is boxed separately. The p-block is also grouped: "chips (not tasty kind)," "organic chemistry," and "useful for poisoning your husband." The noble gases are labeled "n o p e." The heaviest elements in the s-block and p-block are labeled "cancer 2" and "cancer alley," with the exception of Bismuth. The transactinides are labeled "more physics than chemistry." The bottom f-block (lanthanides and actinides) is also labeled. The lanthanides are "except for Pm these are all basically the same element," with Promethium (Pm) boxed. The actinides are labeled "rxtors & bombs" and "you probably work at Los Alamos."

please don't @ me like "actually cerium is unique among the lanthanides for its +4 oxidation state"

⚗️🧪 #chemsky

a red robed figure, holding up a sword. tress and fires are to the right. a deathly zombie-like creature is looking at him from behind, also to the right. the night sky is above as well as the large title font with a snake for the s in stalker. code masters logo at the bottom left of the title screen.

death stalker, title screen, zx spectrum (1989) www.mobygames.com/game/65693/d...

Oh wonderful news. It really is very handy like that