Jacqui Lantern (They/She)

I really hope we reach a point where there are laws that prohibit adults from using their kids as content for social media.

Like, obviously there is a line. Sharing a photo of your kid every once in a while is fine, but way too many parents go well beyond that and it pisses me off.

she so baby!!!!! <3

Listen, I like dunking on TERFs as much as the next woman, but you really do not need to repost their transphobia into your feed.

It does not matter how witty your comeback is, you’re still doing harm. (Yes, screenshots count).

Welcome to being trans, girl :P

There's only two genders dummy, people I've kissed and people I haven't kissed

Donate to Help JCog Fund Her Bottom Surgery, organized by Jordan C Hi there! My name is Jordan, better known online as JCog. For the past seven years, I've be… Jordan C needs your support for Help JCog Fund Her Bottom Surgery

in case you missed it, I'm getting bottom surgery in about a month and a half!! for anyone who's able, I'd really appreciate any help covering the portion insurance doesn't ♥️

i fucking love you right now, Riley XD

i also have a ko-fi, in case you'd like to just throw me a tip to help fill the endless pit of despair that is my stomach
ko-fi.com/jacquilanter...

Jacqui Lantern Art Jacqui Lantern Art

I figure its about time I make a pin post, eh?

I'm Jacqui Lantern, a nerdy Canadian artist with synesthesia. I take commissions painting the colours I see when i listen to songs, using recycled records as canvases.

My commission info can be found here: jacqui-lantern.carrd.co

Careless Thoughts, by Ryan Driver 9 track album

this one that my friend made back in 2018! ive been low-key obsessed with it lately
tinangelrecords.bandcamp.com/album/carele...

Jordan @jcogalt · Nov 7, 2024 Can't wait to get bottom surgery so Rollo can't step on my balls anymore lol.

oh I can finally share this now lmao

ways to tell me you have ADHD without telling me you have ADHD :P (i say this cause ive been up for an hour and forgot to take my meds until now)

if yall are able to, please throw some money to this wonderful woman so she can get a much needed and deserved surgery

one time i got a mini bluetooth speaker and put it in my spamton plush so i can make him say the best things

MINI PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!!! <3

AMBI IM FUCKIN CACKLING XD

A satyr wayfinder leaning on a hip saying “stop”

Satyr Wayfinder mtg card

Drew this after seeing the most recent @loadingreadyrun.com Thursday MTG stream.

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Itch's new content policy is:

1. We can't tell you what violates the rules.

2. If you violate the rules, we take all your money. Not just the money from that work, ALL your money from EVERYTHING you've ever made.

I don't care how much of a smol bean Itch is, this is not a viable platform.

While that feeling has mostly gone away for me, it still kinda happens on rare occasions

Four word horror story:

Borat voice my wife

goombella from paper mario the thousand year door, book in "hand" tattling on your ass

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok"

yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch

then he's a damn coward! :P

reminder that Hulk Hogans grave is an all-gender bathroom

A truly joyous day for all our favorite Iron Sheik quotes

Romantic Rendezvous: society is changing, constantly ggrowing and improving, and i think it is time for spider-man to show his dick

so what youre saying is that you need someone to SPICES up your life? :P

WELL NOW YOU NEED TO GET THEM

but you DONT have the new Necrons, and we both know that this CAN NOT stand!

im jacqui, nice to meet you :P