Audrey Farnsworth

We Are Saddened To Report That LinkedIn Has Exploded There's no more business or job -- thank you!

linkedin has exploded sorry everyone audipenny.substack.com/p/we-are-sad...

The selected image for the link is giving me hives, mainly because here's a real one in my e-mail:

"We're looking for experts to help train better AI. At Alignerr, we offer paid, flexible projects for writers, coders, and subject matter experts to refine and align advanced artificial intelligence."

We Are Saddened To Report That LinkedIn Has Exploded There's no more business or job -- thank you!

linkedin has exploded sorry everyone audipenny.substack.com/p/we-are-sad...

she is very strong

You get it!!!

hey dude it’s so good to see you and thanks for asking how I am doing. Actually the new chicken bacon ranch street tacos at Taco Bell are actively trying to hunt me. I saw one in a tree earlier and it was dressed like a spy. They’re watching me, man

they should put huge sleep eye masks on the planes’ windshields at night time when they go into their big rooms

yes

Seeing the dinosaurs at Disneyland from the train when I was 4 is the main reason I’m still, to this day, very scared

I do not want an organized bag with a pocket for everything. I want to cart around a giant sack where I can’t remember what’s in there and it ruins my life Daily

absolutely

these are just hot dog photos in my phone by the way. they are not new hot dogs. It is my right to have opinions on hot dogs of my past

doggie perches on a present over a frutiger aero type background. text options: Accept Gift, Inspect Gift, Hear Messenger's Song, Reciprocate Gift, Turkey for Him. (invite messenger for a pint)

just scream laughed at this, thank you!

it is who it is for better or worse

hot do going through a medical emergency

it’s time for my next hot dog opinion. this is a hot dog that is going through something very serious, possibly a medical emergency. it needs to get a few more tests done before the final diagnosis but it’s not looking good

my letterboxd review of the new Wuthering Heights: "regret to inform you I had fun with this one At The Movies™"

as someone who read the novel as a thirteen-year-old girl & as an English major, imho Fennell's version captures the feeling you get when you read Wuthering Heights as a young girl who isn't picking up on the novel's themes/subtext - just the tortured, tragic romance - and I think that's fine

exactly.

scream killer takes off his mask to reveal a jar of mayonnaise that falls down and explodes

Yes

no Audrey did !

Sorrowful thing hahahaha

Hot dog (plain)

I’ve decided I’m going to start saying hot dog opinions as a sport. Here is the first one. This hot dog would be best enjoyed alone while standing up in your kitchen and all the lights are off

I would be more fine with everything if nothing costed any money. Does that make sense

Dear hiring manager, I am thrilled to be applying to the opportunity of “thief” (this is my cover letter, to myself, about hiring me as a full time thief)

Why is this Coke Zero not fixing me emotionally? Did they change the recipe? Nevermind I’m going to email them

Government: we need proof you don’t have money
me: ok
government: show us a paystub
me: but

🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️

I’m going to be honest with you, sometimes I don’t know what to do when I am not inside my own home. If I’m somewhere else, man, well there is a chance I might be Fucking Weird. forgive me

Trump administration tries to deprive poor Minnesotans of health care because brave Minnesotans stood up to them.