Audrey Farnsworth

Good.

Halloween is the light at the end of the tunnel of summer my man and don’t you forget it

lmao probably

Ads is the only thing that will exist one day. Even after the earth explodes ads will go on. And frankly I think that’s beautiful

Oh yeah that was the vibe

I can’t find them

after the pre-movie AMC Nicole Kidman thing, the guy next to me in the theater went “fuckin’ Hollywood.” does he. does he know that Hollywood also made this movie he paid to watch

it’s the same thing!

Help

I bought a labubu and it attached me to its purse and I don’t know where I am

It is August and the summer is packing up its little suitcase to leave and make way for the secret 5th season in between summer and fall: hell

(walking in to the Apple Store) good evening dorks my mail isn’t on my laptop. I can’t find my mail

ok time to add to this thread again. Talk to you later

(Anyone says anything to me about millennials) me: All I’ve known is ads my whole life and I dream of catastrophic earthquakes happening at the mall multiple nights of the week

person: hey—

me: you ever had to try 9 brands of imitation crab one right after the other buddy? Hm? You ever had to Fucking eat so much imitation crab you dream of it for weeks? hm? it’s nice to see you. What’s it been? 19 years?

(Millennial joke about how millennials are millennials said by anyone who is not a millennial) my judgmental friend, please take my hand and look into my eyes: you are kicking down lol please leave me alone

Texting my dentist

yeah it’s a good sketch

Oh I like that, that can go underneath it

bumper sticker that says please be patient with me I just fell through a portal and directly into the driver’s seat of this car and i have never seen this car before

not worth it! stupid!

just cooked a nice dinner with many ingredients and I am never doing that again takes too long I am so annoyed

Wait, is everything everywhere lying to me just to make me buy something? What! Since when? What did you Fucking say? “Since always”? Ah, man

just because you’re sad doesn’t mean you can’t be sadder

I haven’t seen a guy with a briefcase running lately. And actually I do not know if I’ve ever seen it. Which I don’t like

Hahahaha yep

If this was in the US it would’ve hit the birds then found another plane to crash into

Plane doesn’t hit something

the way I saw this initially thinking it happened in the US and was like “aw the plane didn’t hit anything that’s so great”

I will join a waitlist in hell and nowhere else. It’s yes or no, don’t hang me by my pants off a little branch

We showed it to them as an offering of peace but no one cared