Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan

Little known fact: before the invention of the crowbar, crows just drank at home.

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What food weighs less than two tonnes?

Wonton.

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I can splice a wooden plank in half just by looking at it.

I know you don't believe it, but I saw it with my own eyes.

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What does a wolf say after it finds gold?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

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I accidentally drank holy water with my laxative.

I’m about to start a religious movement.

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What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?

A barber-queue.

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Which dinosaur is the worst driver?

The tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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Two girls run out of a lake house at the same speed, landing in the water exactly 25 feet from the shore and 25 feet from one another, all while looking each other straight in the eye. How is this possible?

The answer is truly a paradox.

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This is most excellent.

Today we celebrate the patron saint of copying people on emails.

Saint Francis of a CC.

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Why couldn't the jalapeno practice archery?

Because it didn't habanero.

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dated this stunning girl once. She was a communist, originally from from China, but I met her while working in Switzerland. We lived in Dennark and went on holiday in Canada. Then she cheated on me. I was devastated, but I really should have known better.

There had been a lot of red flags.

I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.

Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.

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I have a horse that stays up all night causing trouble.

She's a night mare.

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The sweater I got for Christmas was picking up so much static electricity that I had to go to the store to return it.

They gave me another one, free of charge.

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Bravo sir!

I'm getting a puppy called Hamlet for Christmas.

He is a Great Dane.

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Coffee was just voted the best drink in the nation.

But it was unfair, there were absent tea ballots.

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What do you call Santa without a GPS?

A lost Claus.

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had a date last night, it was perfect.

Tomorrow I'll try a grape.

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I don’t want to brag, but I made six figures last year.

Then I got fired from the toy factory.

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Someone asked me to make a donation for a new swimming pool.

So I gave them a gallon of water.

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My son told me he was awarded the Leslie Nielsen badge at school, I asked "what's that?"

He said " a big building with lots of kids"

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My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect
and for that I am eternally grapefruit.

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Why did the cookie cry?

Because his dad was a wafer so long...

Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn for 24 hours.

So they called it a day.

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Why did the otter cross the road?

To get to the otter slide.

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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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A tub of margarine fell on my foot three weeks ago, and it still hurts!

I can’t believe it’s not better.

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The existence of a Chicago Pope implies the existence of a MLA Pope and an ALA Pope.

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