Daiginjo

A lot easier to be Winston Wolf in Serie A

Announcers in the US were losing their minds

One of the most absurd calls I’ve seen all season. No one’s idea of a clear and obvious error

He loses their trust each time they insist he do the one thing he isn’t very good at doing, which is to exclusively play out from the back.

My kingdom for a pragmatic manager …

While keeping the Tosin Appearance Fee Kickback Extravaganza humming

Also I see that the new disciplinary policy does not apply to Wes. Fresh from his red card suspension and straight back into the squad

Glasses proving he’s his own man within the extremely limited degrees of freedom Joe shields allows

Made me feel things from a football match, what is this sorcery

I feel you but only one team posted an “our best tackles” comp that was mostly fouls.

…I may be part of the problem

SO GOOD

But it felt *so* good

Never underestimate the influence of Big Pastry

No Accountability FC. Why should the players take any responsibility when no one on the sporting or business side does?

Liam can we punch people in the head now? Asking for my friend Joao Pedro

Glasses out

Oh god Tosin is coming on? Rosenior is dead to me

We are deeply unserious but Arsenal also get away with football crimes in broad daylight and I don’t understand why

Have they legitimately broken football

Can’t happen soon enough

Arteta saying that’s twice

Not a peep about it from the commentators

Retroactively naming both my children ReeceJames

Awesome since there’s no Estevao to throw on

Quietly putting my “Sanchez POTS” t-shirt away

If I were in the business of building narratives, I would say these players look like they have zero belief

Was it Santos on Gabriel

There’s something about Graeme Le Saux’s commentary that I find deeply irritating

Was that our Sanchez Moment of the game

I’m worried if you say his name three more times we will buy him for 100 million

Play Tosin games, win stupid prizes