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Witty Volkova

@wittlegoblin.bsky.social

Night Thirst creator πŸ¦‡πŸŒˆ @twitch and @youtube partner talking about and making indie games! Into TTRPGs, gaming, kitbashing/minis, cosplaying, blurting random thoughts on here. Fuck Fascism. Email πŸ’Œ WittleGoblin@gmail.com www.wittlegoblin.com

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This is a photo of witty holding a kitbashed miniature she made!

This is a photo of witty holding a kitbashed miniature she made!

It’s Monday! Let’s kick off a busy week with some cozy painting over at Twitch.tv/wittlegoblin

09.03.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a type

09.03.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The two games I have been playing lately? The Outlast Trials and Pokopia

09.03.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a scientific reason that drunk people have a desire to get onto tables?

08.03.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

that's very fair!!

07.03.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

noooooooo

07.03.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A pic of witty’s face

A pic of witty’s face

I have crossed oceans of time to find you

(Battled audio issues for over an hour but am live now yay, bonus Saturday stream) Twitch.tv/wittlegoblin

07.03.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

i miss nintendogs

07.03.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I will say PaxU is my favorite and I prioritize it over others!

07.03.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what if it happens on international women's day? that would be cool.

06.03.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

They truly say "two weeks" about everything.

06.03.2026 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I appreciate that

06.03.2026 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Should I become a minister so I can legally perform weddings, yes or yes?

06.03.2026 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently ICE agents keep shooting themselves in the leg because they're idiots on top of ICE agent training being so minimal. These are the only numbers I want to see go up for these guys, keep at it

06.03.2026 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Archie the black and white poodle is also purple

Archie the black and white poodle is also purple

Making archie fun colors is the best because it makes people on the street (especially kids) so happy

06.03.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A blue zine mockup for a game called Chord, the cover shows a morose face surrounded by piano keys and small creatures hopping around them.

A blue zine mockup for a game called Chord, the cover shows a morose face surrounded by piano keys and small creatures hopping around them.

CHORD is coming March 24, two player miniature capture the flag skirmish game played on a piano keyboard that generates ambient music while you play.
My first skirmish game release!
Pay what you want on itch and a few scrappy diy zines in my bag at adepticon.

05.03.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 9

I will look into my crystal ball and find out βœ¨πŸ§™β€β™€οΈβœ¨ what’s he up to??!

05.03.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
This is a photo of witty laying on her dog!

This is a photo of witty laying on her dog!

I’m live on Twitch.tv/wittlegoblin if you wanna come hobby along with me 😌

04.03.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you can do it!!

04.03.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pssst, that pile of dishes in your sink won't take you as long to do as you think they will (and if you do them before bed, it's like a gift for tomorrow you).

04.03.2026 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

nooooooooooooooooo

04.03.2026 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Found a pic of myself shredded/with a six pack and got kind of sad for a second but then remembered I can just do that again so I guess I'm gonna do that (but more reasonably, I used to work out 6x a week for like 2 hours and that was too much)

04.03.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah it's the sound, ahhhhh. they'll take a big bite and then start a sentence and it hurts me

03.03.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's a lot 😡

03.03.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

not the same but when I initial WV it just looks like a little scribble

03.03.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i know people do it to seem relatable and chill but if your video of yourself talking also includes you eating, i just can't watch it and i know i can't be the only one (yuck yuck yuck)

03.03.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Debunked. Alexis Stone posted an AI image hopping onto the hype of Jim Carrey talk (also Carrey’s reps confirmed that it was in fact, Jim Carrey was the one on the red carpet and accepting his award).

03.03.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly he can rock it all

03.03.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They actually approached him and he was like man, my English isn’t great and I don’t like violence. Totally resisted it at first!

03.03.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one of my favorite bits of film knowledge is that in no country for old men, Javier Bardem was memorizing most of his lines phonetically, he didn't really speak English. He said it probably helped his performance come off as so cold and convincingly psychopathic. Dude won an Oscar for that role

03.03.2026 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2345    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 8