Witty Volkova

This is a photo of witty holding a kitbashed miniature she made!

It’s Monday! Let’s kick off a busy week with some cozy painting over at Twitch.tv/wittlegoblin

I have a type

The two games I have been playing lately? The Outlast Trials and Pokopia

Is there a scientific reason that drunk people have a desire to get onto tables?

that's very fair!!

noooooooo

A pic of witty’s face

I have crossed oceans of time to find you

(Battled audio issues for over an hour but am live now yay, bonus Saturday stream) Twitch.tv/wittlegoblin

i miss nintendogs

I will say PaxU is my favorite and I prioritize it over others!

what if it happens on international women's day? that would be cool.

They truly say "two weeks" about everything.

I appreciate that

Should I become a minister so I can legally perform weddings, yes or yes?

Apparently ICE agents keep shooting themselves in the leg because they're idiots on top of ICE agent training being so minimal. These are the only numbers I want to see go up for these guys, keep at it

Archie the black and white poodle is also purple

Making archie fun colors is the best because it makes people on the street (especially kids) so happy

A blue zine mockup for a game called Chord, the cover shows a morose face surrounded by piano keys and small creatures hopping around them.

CHORD is coming March 24, two player miniature capture the flag skirmish game played on a piano keyboard that generates ambient music while you play.
My first skirmish game release!
Pay what you want on itch and a few scrappy diy zines in my bag at adepticon.

I will look into my crystal ball and find out ✨🧙‍♀️✨ what’s he up to??!

This is a photo of witty laying on her dog!

I’m live on Twitch.tv/wittlegoblin if you wanna come hobby along with me 😌

you can do it!!

Pssst, that pile of dishes in your sink won't take you as long to do as you think they will (and if you do them before bed, it's like a gift for tomorrow you).

nooooooooooooooooo

Found a pic of myself shredded/with a six pack and got kind of sad for a second but then remembered I can just do that again so I guess I'm gonna do that (but more reasonably, I used to work out 6x a week for like 2 hours and that was too much)

yeah it's the sound, ahhhhh. they'll take a big bite and then start a sentence and it hurts me

it's a lot 😵

not the same but when I initial WV it just looks like a little scribble

i know people do it to seem relatable and chill but if your video of yourself talking also includes you eating, i just can't watch it and i know i can't be the only one (yuck yuck yuck)

Debunked. Alexis Stone posted an AI image hopping onto the hype of Jim Carrey talk (also Carrey’s reps confirmed that it was in fact, Jim Carrey was the one on the red carpet and accepting his award).

Honestly he can rock it all

They actually approached him and he was like man, my English isn’t great and I don’t like violence. Totally resisted it at first!

one of my favorite bits of film knowledge is that in no country for old men, Javier Bardem was memorizing most of his lines phonetically, he didn't really speak English. He said it probably helped his performance come off as so cold and convincingly psychopathic. Dude won an Oscar for that role