Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author

*circles mattress 18 times and collapses*

It’s only in the Howl’s Moving Castle book, but Howl actually has a younger brother named Awooooooo.

A demon who binds YOU to a summoning circle where your knees are always perpetually weak, and every word, no matter how plain, hits you right in the 🌶️🌶️🌶️.

Demon: "Lamp."

Woman in circle: 🥵

Demon: "Wyoming."

Woman in circle: 🥵🥵

Demon: "Cement."

Woman in circle: 🥵🥵🥵

Just so we're clear, I firmly believe you could fart into a bag, toss that bag into the basement, open it 3 days later, and whatever crawled out would still contain more value than any "art" produced by AI.

The Wolf Bane, currently available for pre-order on Itch

sadhbhstories.itch.io/the-wolf-bane

Training collar that shocks you when you say mean things about yourself. ⚡

Muscle mommy who is strong enough to pin both of your wrists behind you, leaving one hand free to. . . hold your chin steady and maintain eye contact while she delivers a long string of genuine compliments and affirmations.

A Futurama meme

I think I’m getting the hang of this.

lmao the circle of life

Oh, I ain't narrating it. It just might be finished next month.

Wouldn't it be absolutely bonkers if The Postman Becomes A Bunny Goddess In Another World had its audiobook completed next month?

That'd be so wild.

😈

*knee locks up*

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

So good

Les croissants de chocolat

I’m going mad with power. Send help.

Werewolf who is possessive and jealously guards her fated mate.

🫂

a cartoon character sitting on a bus with the words i 'm in danger above him Alt: a cartoon character sitting on a bus with the words i 'm in danger above him

*quietly DNFs another book*

Haha, one step closer to a reading slump. Let’s hope this new book I bought today helps.

Villainess: "As you can see, you're now restrained in chains I've spelled to sap you of all your strength. Any last words?"

Heroine: "Tighter."

Villainess: ". . . What?"

Heroine: "You could make them a little tighter."

Villainess: 🤨

Lesbians will literally fuck, go out for dinner and drinks, and then have even sloppier sex before being like, "I just wish I knew if she liked me."

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Honestly, when I need to illustrate the differences to others, I consult Hellsing Ultimate lol.

Yesssssssss 😈

It is WILD the number of fundamentalists who treat their religion like a country club.

Evangalicals would sooner set themselves on fire than admit Mormons or Catholics or (insert other Xtian group) are in the same club as them.

Every once in a while, my Bluesky algorithm will get a bit drunk and slip in a few horny gay male posts, and I have to snap my fingers, click "no," and get it back on track.

Girls, Bluesky. We're here for girls and thembies. That's it.

The sad thing is: the only thing I've had any interest in reading from them was One Last Stop (F/F). And I loved it. But most of their other stuff just hasn't appealed to me.

🥰 me too

One thing I’m looking forward to in Canada is finally being free of the penny scourge. 🪙

Thank you so much! 🥰

I really appreciate it.

A lesbian fall book called Curses and Cold Brew

New gay book acquired

💯 FBI search this person’s laptop