Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Author & Narrator

*SNRK* Freya 🤣

Don’t dox my cave. It has the best acoustics!

Subs will be like: "I just want someone to own me," and like, sure, but what are you bringing to the table by being owned? What does the mistress get out of having you?

Bake some sweets, girlie. Fold that laundry. Clean the bathroom. Make sure she's happy (and you're happy). 😤

Narrating audiobooks is ultimately about trust. The author who hires you has to trust that you're going to do everything in your power to bring their book to life in a satisfactory way. And the narrator has to trust the author won't take advantage of them. It's a balance of respect, like any team.

An audiobook cover

Now recording: Chapter 1

I'm definitely planning to after an upcoming bundle. For some reason, you can't be in co-op bundles and have your payout set to "instant."

Relena, waking up one morning: "Wait, why am I pining after a homicidal/suicidal maniac who's threatened to kill me multiple times when I could have Dorothy, be totally rich, and be worshipped by a lesbian lover?"

After 19 days, I'm happy to report that Itch.io finally processed my payout. Blast fax kudos all around.

I will help avenge you.

MORE LIME JUICE.

ALL THE LIME JUICE.

Vampiress whose compelling gaze only grows more influential the longer she feeds on you.

Thanks! I hope so too. 😍

Day 19 of waiting for @itch.io to process my payout. Over a week of emails and tagging here with no luck. :c

I'm definitely gonna have to switch to instant payouts instead of having Itch hold my money each month because this just isn't sustainable.

Just submitted The Postman Becomes A Bunny Goddess In Another World for Rainbow Crate to consider as a special edition. You know, for funsies.

A Discord screenshot

I fucking hate this app.

I'm at the point now with Discord where, if it fails to start on Macbook after 3 tries, I just brute-force uninstall and reinstall it.

Oh no! I hope you feel better soon, brave warrior.

At some point while dating a wolfgirl, you become at least 30% saliva as she won’t stop licking and nibbling on you.

Thank you! I picked it myself!

See?! A confession!

There she is. I knew she’d find this post eventually.

😅

😈 Awooooooo

Biiiiiig stretch

*circles mattress 35 times and collapses*

Mmmmm 3AM PB&J 🤤

You mean to tell me the French word for “happy” is “content”? But it’s pronounced kunteau? 🤨 Instead of like the English word for content [at peace]?

The Bunny Goddess audiobook chapter 11 has me nearly in tears. Why did I make Juno's backstory so tragic? 😭

😅

A Dragon Ball Z screenshot

Okay, now that I've recorded a couple of audiobook chapters, I'll start writing chapter five of They Call Me An Angel. Should be a piece of—

That's the spirit!