Sam Bergman

I do not believe this. You're like 51.

Oh! No, thank you!

I have never gotten one of their ads, strangely.

I hope that someday you want something as badly as Instagram wants me to go see Madeleine Peyroux in Nashua.

An opinion that makes you a fringe radical in this country is that the life of a person who is not an American citizen is not an abstraction, and is worth just as much as that of an American citizen

I need to find the reverse thrusters, can already tell I'm not gonna like this decade

I think a lot of us millennials & older really take it for granted that we were the last of only a couple generations where there was an all-encompassing campaign to encourage literacy. Everyone used to agree upon it. There were commercials with your favorite celebrities just being like, "READ!"

"Rather than hear someone’s asylum claim of why they’re afraid to return to their home country, the judge is saying, ‘I’m going to send you to Honduras [a country the claimant has never been to] unless you can prove to me why you’re more likely than not to suffer persecution in Honduras’”

I know I'm posting like total shit these days. I'd like to say I'll get back on the horse soon, but I'm also turning 50 on Wednesday so let's not lie to ourselves about what's probably going on here.

Make The Golf Course A Public Laser Tag Forest

Music version of this is when the soloist who was a total dick to the orchestra gets murdered in the concert reviews.

Nothing like getting a new credit card to really drive home just how many bills you have on autopay 😖

Hear me out

No he’s not. He’s registering as NPP to try to dupe voters, but he’s still MAGA.

This POS is my rep & we didn’t see him in our district FOR YEARS until right before Prop 50. Never held a single townhall. Never responded to constituents’ problems.

Timothée Chalamet Under Fire For Dismissive Comments About Traditional Japanese Puppet Theater Form ‘Bunraku’

Timothée Chalamet Under Fire For Dismissive Comments About Traditional Japanese Puppet Theater Form ‘Bunraku’ https://theonion.com/timothee-chalamet-under-fire-for-dismissive-comments-about-traditional-japanese-puppet-theater-form-bunraku/

Rather than continuing the Ronald Reagan framing of government and taxation being bad, I’m looking for a political party to make positive case for government and its coercive power to provide public goods.

Her vote aside, among white people across the political spectrum, it IS taboo to talk openly about their politics.

This is a grift designed to maintain white supremacy across political divide. To keep them communing along whiteness with their enemies & ideological opponents.

I sometimes wonder if we just named "soft power" something like "tall turgid thrusting power" would these guys have been more in favour of it and thereby less self undermining.

Of course, we did know what they meant, they just won't say it under oath because judges get mad at them when they do.

And yet every one of us who applied for or received grants from the government last year was expected to *instantly* know what these utter morons meant by "DEI" and "gender ideology" and stop doing whatever it was immediately.

A few years ago I started replacing every "we should" with "I should" and this really helps me to stay grounded.

One of the most depressing things about the war in Iran is how a bunch of grown ass men are acting like this is a fucking video game.

‘Dark, like our future’: Iranians describe scenes of catastrophe after Tehran’s oil depots bombed Residents report terror of smoke-filled city, from potentially toxic rain, air and water to food scarcity and difficulty of escape

“Tehran is burning. And smoke has filled the streets. It’s impossible to drive out of the city right now and even with the windows closed, heavy smoke is making its way inside."

Read every word.

More hockey coaches should dress like this.

Huh. Pretty sure I've never seen one of these before!

Any port in a storm

We've all dated this guy

I was gonna say

Did he? He was a miserable son of a bitch, so that would track.