Aivlis

a cartoon of snoopy and lucy sitting in a pile of pumpkins with the words happy halloween . ALT: a cartoon of snoopy and lucy sitting in a pile of pumpkins with the words happy halloween .

Got home from work, showered, got me some popcorn, a crispy diet coke, mini wontons for dinner and am gonna finish Alchemised. Perfect Halloween plans.

a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes . ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .

Well guess what? The universe did me a solid and the sky got cloudy and i did not need sunglasses

I don’t know i never thought i would be in this situation 😭 i am gonna stick to squinting all day today

I was hired to do some live painting at an event and i forgot my sunglasses and i am debating whether i should just live like this or ask my mom to bring me a pair, problem is my sunglasses are in a bedside table next to my vibrators 🫠

Omg i am going to enjoy this so much thankssss!

Excuse me, what!?

It is going to make my head explode the extent to which my boss depends on Chatgpt, every time she says why she uses it it is for the easiest thing to just google 🥲

Yessss omg it feels like my birthday came early!

I went and got myself the biggest tub of plain old nivea moisturizing cream at the supermarket and have been using that because what do you mean people pay hundreds of dollars for a tiny container that runs out in like a month?! Nah that tub has been going strong all year and my skin looks fine

a man wearing a red apron is holding a bowl of food ALT: a man wearing a red apron is holding a bowl of food

If i could i would transport them through the screen 🫶🏻🤓

Us: For the love of god, STOP remaking everything, make something ORIGINAL for fuck’s sake!! Remake privileges REVOKED

Guillermo del Toro: *walking out of universal with 40 monsters stuffed under his trenchcoat*

Us: Okay everyone EXCEPT Mr. del Toro

Fun fact i was peeing when i had this Charlotte York moment so take that as you will

High protein bagels

Lemon blueberry muffins

Chocolate chip cookies

Apple cinnamon pastry

Omg yes let me show you!

I caught myself thinking “i am so pretty and i can bake and i am smart i am such a catch” and while true that is not the norm for me and so i checked my app and i am ovulating. If i felt like this all month long i would be unstoppable wtf

You deserve it! Enjoy and rest! 🫶🏻

This is so exciting!! Cannot wait to read it!!!

a man in a blue shirt and tie is smoking a cigarette in front of a wall of papers . ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is smoking a cigarette in front of a wall of papers .

I just spent like 30 minutes explaining the entire SW/AD drama to my mom and my sister like

Made it to Part 2 and so far holy crap i have to go to bed now but omg

I am sorry but they “couldn’t see how he was alive” but Palpatine coming back made sense to them somehow?!??!?!?

My brain craves symmetry so it is just a curious thing to see lol

I was considering donating a little to the @archiveofourown.org drive this month and was looking at the merch and i need to know if there is a specific reason why the butterfly pin is not symmetrical because why!?! Does it have a hidden meaning or was it just a *choice* i don’t wanna yuck a yum but

Finally had time and the vibes were right to start this. 🤓

Vote people!

For whoever you want but also maybe please also for me? I wanna participate 🥸

What?! I wanna sttrangle someone omg

Photo shows four books on a desk, the books are Mate by Ali Hazelwood, The Itresistible Urge to Fall for Your Enemy by Brigitte Knightley, Alchemised by SenLinYu and Rose in Chains by Julie Soto

They’re heeeeeeeere!!!!

I am sat omg i am insanely busy this week but i will def be adding this to my tbr 🤩

Yessss i love this!! Pair of kinky bastards deserve this! 😍🙂‍↕️

What do you mean this is for meeeee omg i love you this is perfect 🥰😍🫶🏻

fiction is a safe space to think of unsafe things if you feel it's messing you up, step away. don't assume it's messing everyone up and you need to eradicate it because you caught a case of the feel-bads from something. go sit with that and think about why instead of pissing in everyone else's cheerios.