Case C. Capehart

I feel like he's really over-complicating things. If he ran into a woman who refused to do these things after they talked about it, then he just found the wrong woman. Even women from the same political side can still be wildly different in other aspects.

Has the White House tried calling the companies and asking if they are hiring?

Okay, but why just them, then? The vast majority of their male peers on the right continue to double down and stand firm in defense of Trump. If this is really about them seeing a power shift, then why aren't more of them doing it?

Lol! I really thought you were either superhuman or had some kind of time-extending magic to do multiple drafts in such a short time.

Damn, already?! I'm about to hit 20k, hoping to reach 25k before the 15th so I can take a break on my birthday.

Dammit, now I'm worried my wife only picked me because of how I look in a backwards hat.

I love this chick. She has one of my favorite color palettes: black and turquoise. Plus I'm infatuated with lamia and snake-girls. I get excited every time you post her.

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Who, uh... who exactly does this rascal follow? Can we get a list? INEED NAMES, DAMMIT!

I wonder why guys seem to have such a hard time finding this type of marriage out in the wild? What woman wouldn't want to be a free-use maid/nanny for a guy who appears to be useless around the house?

Listen, you chucklefucks, if you all knew ANYTHING about what Melania Trump has done for this great country...

...could you please tell me? Because I can't seem to think of anything, which is probably Biden's fault.

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

Every other day we find out about some youth pastor, often ones who are passionately outspoken about the dangers of the LGBTQ+ community, who has been perping on kids. And yet I haven't heard of a single bill that aims to regulate the clergy's access to children.

Every single woman you know has had this happen to her. Even the goddamn president of Mexico.

It's my birthday and you can easily make it better by helping to share my art around🎉

All New Yorkers are in mourning because of a guy that more than 50% of them voted for?

14k words into my Elf Story for #NaNoWriMo as of this evening. It's an enemies-to-lovers story about two elves competing for a coveted role in their village. The female elf, much like @kittybitgames.bsky.social, is also very muscular with auburn hair. She's a bit meaner than Kittybit, tho.

This is the most helpful ChatGPT has ever been to the rest of us.

This acronym sounds way too close to a phrase I'm not allowed to say.

Am I missing the context of that one guy wearing a red beret? Why is he doing that?

I'm totally fine with teen girls not having baby fever.
Also, I would not want random teens offering to babysit my newborn. Taking their Halloween candy and leaving is exactly what I want them to do, so I can get back to my horror movie.

Elf Story is at 10,000 words as of last night. It's not even the 5th of November, and I'm already a fifth of the way there.
#NaNoWriMo

Incredible.

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Oh man...

I'm just gonna say it: this dude sounds anything but efficient. He looks for excuses to give up and wants to stop halfway through to barbecue? You don't go make a big meal in the middle of a yard project. You make a sandwich and you get back to work so that you're not out there all damn day.

The conformity thing runs deep. I had a female coworker that used to get so triggered by me using my wife's zebra-striped lunchbox. She would constantly say she was going to buy me a "manly" lunchbox. She really freaked out when she learned the hot pink phone charger in my truck was mine.

What are you gonna do on N7 Day?

Wait, what am I supposed to do on N7 Day?

"Ooooh, a Blood Elf! I wonder what class he is."

"You see the size of that hammer? Gotta be a Paladin."

I only know how to make two guys in Sims: guys who look like me with green hair, and guys who look like Cloud Strife with silver hair.

I don't understand what's going on in this picture. Can someone please explain this to an old, out-of-touch man?

Let's see his legs.