Him: I like guys who think about the future
Me: I drank pineapple juice before this date
@jimmydoyle.bsky.social
Writer, storyteller, addictions counselor, actor at times. Proud to be described by a faceless profile as a “Plastic Paddy Zionist”
Him: I like guys who think about the future
Me: I drank pineapple juice before this date
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09.11.2025 01:23 — 👍 230 🔁 57 💬 11 📌 0People are idiots, I’m sorry
08.11.2025 16:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
03.11.2025 22:30 — 👍 29967 🔁 7904 💬 881 📌 514Your life is worse off because too many white people hate Black people.
03.11.2025 00:50 — 👍 2407 🔁 560 💬 22 📌 55Final shot of Suddenly, Last Summer.
02.11.2025 20:46 — 👍 165 🔁 11 💬 16 📌 3I swear, I wonder if we ever crossed paths in Chicago?
02.11.2025 06:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Are you masc?"
Me:
People should not act surprised, especially the right wing and anyone who voted for Trump.
We warned them. They did not listen. And now they choose to forget.
Don't let them.
That orange demon is telling y’all he’s going to play with nuclear weapons but some of y’all are too busy defending Nazi tattoos, yelling at democrats, and pretending a mayoral race is the center of the universe.
🗣Get your shit all the way together!
Yes! X=kiss, O=hug!
30.10.2025 06:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Riiiiiight???? I’m fucking translucent and I had tons of “aunts and uncles”
28.10.2025 20:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Crime starts when people feel hopeless. When they can’t feed their families.
If you see someone stealing. No you did not.
Saying that Black voters are the reason we lose and that they’re gonna make the Party right-wing is the WILDEST shit I’ve ever heard.
Palpatine is so racist that he puts three syllables in the word “Black”. Him and the far leftists are never beating the allegations.
🎥: @lemmeeducateyou on TikTok
One of the things in California is “sedentary lifestyle.” Bingo!
28.10.2025 02:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Same
26.10.2025 23:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sally here doesn’t think VP Harris should run again because Sally & her pals were traumatized 🙄. Also, I need to know what the fuck she means by “didn’t act the part when she lost” means. A second also: why do so many of you follow these asshole accts?
25.10.2025 19:42 — 👍 40 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 0President doesn’t mean the same in Ireland
25.10.2025 21:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Australian prime minister Anthony Albanese getting off a plane while wearing slim black pants, black boots, and a black Joy Division t-shirt.
how it feels explaining early 2000s hipster history to young people
25.10.2025 05:04 — 👍 6475 🔁 476 💬 177 📌 85All those 25-year-olds who refused to vote for Kamala Harris know they're about to get kicked off their parents' insurance, right?
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
It’s not that evangelicals want to go to heaven; it's that they don’t want to go to hell. To live this life, which is real, in fear of the next life, which is imaginary, is not an indication of good mental health.
22.10.2025 15:44 — 👍 269 🔁 42 💬 0 📌 0Facts!
22.10.2025 03:42 — 👍 47 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0The same people who had impossible purity tests for Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris are currently defending a white guy and his Nazi tattoo.
22.10.2025 15:36 — 👍 154 🔁 45 💬 8 📌 2This is Herman. He learned how to eat corn on the cob today. And within 11 seconds, he became an expert. 13/10 (TT: devonjohnson07)
21.10.2025 21:26 — 👍 8958 🔁 992 💬 249 📌 99There’s no way I could go. I’d be asking everyone around me what they did to elect Kamala. It’s the pussy hats all over again.
19.10.2025 06:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This doesn’t mean a damn thing when y’all repeatedly vote WHITE. You marched for the MeToo movements, you marched for the BLM movements and yet, you still went with the guy that’s targeting minorities and is a rapist.
Until y’all get your shit together, you’re all a bunch of fucking HYPOCRITES.
THIS‼️‼️‼️‼️
18.10.2025 20:15 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0That haircut! It’s like she said, “make me look like a Karen.” 🤦🏻♂️
18.10.2025 05:37 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0This is why I’m staying home.
17.10.2025 20:30 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0