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Jimmy Doyle

@jimmydoyle.bsky.social

Writer, storyteller, addictions counselor, actor at times. Proud to be described by a faceless profile as a “Plastic Paddy Zionist”

514 Followers  |  524 Following  |  125 Posts  |  Joined: 26.07.2023  |  2.0817

Latest posts by jimmydoyle.bsky.social on Bluesky

Him: I like guys who think about the future
Me: I drank pineapple juice before this date

09.11.2025 15:35 — 👍 36    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

A+ post😂

09.11.2025 01:23 — 👍 230    🔁 57    💬 11    📌 0

People are idiots, I’m sorry

08.11.2025 16:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

03.11.2025 22:30 — 👍 29967    🔁 7904    💬 881    📌 514

Your life is worse off because too many white people hate Black people.

03.11.2025 00:50 — 👍 2407    🔁 560    💬 22    📌 55

Final shot of Suddenly, Last Summer.

02.11.2025 20:46 — 👍 165    🔁 11    💬 16    📌 3

I swear, I wonder if we ever crossed paths in Chicago?

02.11.2025 06:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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"Are you masc?"

Me:

31.10.2025 02:44 — 👍 93    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 2
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People should not act surprised, especially the right wing and anyone who voted for Trump.

We warned them. They did not listen. And now they choose to forget.

Don't let them.

29.10.2025 23:44 — 👍 1979    🔁 692    💬 46    📌 21

That orange demon is telling y’all he’s going to play with nuclear weapons but some of y’all are too busy defending Nazi tattoos, yelling at democrats, and pretending a mayoral race is the center of the universe.

🗣Get your shit all the way together!

30.10.2025 02:27 — 👍 488    🔁 144    💬 18    📌 6

Yes! X=kiss, O=hug!

30.10.2025 06:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Riiiiiight???? I’m fucking translucent and I had tons of “aunts and uncles”

28.10.2025 20:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Crime starts when people feel hopeless. When they can’t feed their families.

If you see someone stealing. No you did not.

27.10.2025 19:34 — 👍 82    🔁 16    💬 4    📌 0
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Saying that Black voters are the reason we lose and that they’re gonna make the Party right-wing is the WILDEST shit I’ve ever heard.

Palpatine is so racist that he puts three syllables in the word “Black”. Him and the far leftists are never beating the allegations.

🎥: @lemmeeducateyou on TikTok

28.10.2025 02:42 — 👍 7    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

One of the things in California is “sedentary lifestyle.” Bingo!

28.10.2025 02:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same

26.10.2025 23:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sally here doesn’t think VP Harris should run again because Sally & her pals were traumatized 🙄. Also, I need to know what the fuck she means by “didn’t act the part when she lost” means. A second also: why do so many of you follow these asshole accts?

25.10.2025 19:42 — 👍 40    🔁 10    💬 5    📌 0

President doesn’t mean the same in Ireland

25.10.2025 21:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Australian prime minister Anthony Albanese getting off a plane while wearing slim black pants, black boots, and a black Joy Division t-shirt.

Australian prime minister Anthony Albanese getting off a plane while wearing slim black pants, black boots, and a black Joy Division t-shirt.

how it feels explaining early 2000s hipster history to young people

25.10.2025 05:04 — 👍 6475    🔁 476    💬 177    📌 85
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‘It’s only gotten worse’: As ACA premiums are set to climb, some Americans opt to go uninsured Enhanced subsidies for Obamacare have kept premiums affordable. Absent action from Congress, they will expire at the end of the year.

All those 25-year-olds who refused to vote for Kamala Harris know they're about to get kicked off their parents' insurance, right?

www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

24.10.2025 09:41 — 👍 436    🔁 157    💬 20    📌 7

It’s not that evangelicals want to go to heaven; it's that they don’t want to go to hell. To live this life, which is real, in fear of the next life, which is imaginary, is not an indication of good mental health.

22.10.2025 15:44 — 👍 269    🔁 42    💬 0    📌 0

Facts!

22.10.2025 03:42 — 👍 47    🔁 14    💬 1    📌 0
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The same people who had impossible purity tests for Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris are currently defending a white guy and his Nazi tattoo.

22.10.2025 15:36 — 👍 154    🔁 45    💬 8    📌 2
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This is Herman. He learned how to eat corn on the cob today. And within 11 seconds, he became an expert. 13/10 (TT: devonjohnson07)

21.10.2025 21:26 — 👍 8958    🔁 992    💬 249    📌 99

There’s no way I could go. I’d be asking everyone around me what they did to elect Kamala. It’s the pussy hats all over again.

19.10.2025 06:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This doesn’t mean a damn thing when y’all repeatedly vote WHITE. You marched for the MeToo movements, you marched for the BLM movements and yet, you still went with the guy that’s targeting minorities and is a rapist.

Until y’all get your shit together, you’re all a bunch of fucking HYPOCRITES.

19.10.2025 05:33 — 👍 16    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

THIS‼️‼️‼️‼️

18.10.2025 20:15 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

That haircut! It’s like she said, “make me look like a Karen.” 🤦🏻‍♂️

18.10.2025 05:37 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

This is why I’m staying home.

17.10.2025 20:30 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0

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