Hopelessly throbbing
13.09.2025 09:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@paladicking.bsky.social
-; 【 Ꮲᴀʟᴀᴅɪɴ Ꭺsᴛᴏʟғᴏ 】ʜᴇ ᴘᴏssᴇssᴇs ᴀ ᴅɪᴄᴋ ʙɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʜɪs ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ .
Hopelessly throbbing
13.09.2025 09:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He always was a proud advocate of no underwear beneath skirts , and with this summer heat incoming guess he was right to do it all this time !
10.07.2025 11:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Walking around with undrained nuts suuuuckkks.
23.06.2025 23:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He wears short skirts because they are cute , not because he wishes to show off his dick all the time.
08.06.2025 11:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ᅠ
Just how is he expected to get out of bed early when all his mornings look the same ? Always got someone 𝐂𝐥inging onto him trying to get a 𝐅irst 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 of 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚dick before anyone else could.
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Slurping on his nuts is the most effective way of mana transfers , he thought this was known already ~ !
08.06.2025 11:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dick throb
27.05.2025 11:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ᅠ
It’s soooo hot. His nuts are sweat as hell
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The 𝐇ump 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚din doesn’t ever stop. He doesn’t even know what that word truly means.
He will just keep on going until his endurance drops to zero , even if his partner 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐒. Oh , has he mentioned yet how Rider’s got nigh endless stamina ?
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Spontaneous kisses !
12.05.2025 13:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0. . . Torture ?
12.05.2025 13:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0|| the more crowsfeet, the prettier I bet.
12.05.2025 13:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ᅠ
“ D’aw c’mon queenie , live a little ! Always so stuck up , try and relax a little. This is just called modern day admiring , see ? “
𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐊 !
He emphasized his words with a fierce tap to her cheeks , causing them to ripple upon impact. An red imprint of hand almost formed immediately after. .
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What does a cutie like him have to do to have two hot women play tug of war with his nut sack 😮💨
12.05.2025 12:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0⠀
There are women out there that are simply unable the become a mother despite a massive wish to— 𝐔𝐧acceptable ! Astolfo will see it as his 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚din duty to 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐑 𝐔𝐏 those wannabe-mother’s gut𝐬 until they’re knocked up. It’s his greatest 𝐌𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫’𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐲 gift
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12.05.2025 12:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0|| it’s an app issue
02.05.2025 23:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0⠀
The sun’s out a lot more , so he’ll be making Luluhawa a bit more 𝗎𝗇𝗌𝖺𝖿𝖾 by catching a tan over there.
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The lack of lip service he’s getting has been disappointing. Should be fixed
29.04.2025 21:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0❥ ʟᴇᴡᴅ/non
❥ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ
❥ ʜᴜɴɢ ᴀs ғᴜᴄᴋ
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ❥ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ / ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ❥ ғᴀᴍɪʟɪᴀʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ғᴀᴛᴇ
ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ᴛᴏ ᴘɪɴɴᴇᴅ
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⠀⠀⠀⠀;⠀Ꭱ Ꮖ Ꭰ Ꭼ Ꭱ ᎾF ᏴᏞᎪᏟK。
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⠀⠀• Ꮮᴇᴡᴅ Ꭺs Fᴜᴄᴋ
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ↶ ──── ↷
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He refuses to believe that there any tits that can fully manage to cover his cock. Prove him wrong.
28.04.2025 14:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0⠀
His head is full of thoughts about some of the servants around Chaldea . . 💭
𝐒𝐩𝐥𝐥𝐫𝐫𝐭 ! 𝐒𝐩𝐥𝐫𝐫𝐭𝐭𝐭 !
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“ Sorry , what was that . . ? “
He’s too distracted , his focus is entirely laid elsewhere
Has your partner been threatening to knock you up for awhile , but has he always pulled out at the last second ? You’re probably due owed breeding compensation. Contact 001-PALADICKING to receive FREE breeding.
28.04.2025 14:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ᅠᅠᅠ
🔞➤ 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐅𝐎𝐗、 *
𝚃𝙰𝙼𝙰𝙼𝙾 𝙽𝙾 𝙼𝙰𝙴. 💋 ― 🦊
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Being called 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐘 just because he isn’t the smartest starts to have two meanings when he is also 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐘 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃.
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📲 “ Uhhh miss ain’t this supposed to be a Sunday tradition ? “
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📲 “ Love it though ! The outfit makes the whole thing better. “
The sound of struts and 𝐰𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐩𝐬 is like music to his ears ✨
26.03.2025 13:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0⠀
Summoning Astolfo leads to multiple things :
— Being seen as more cute.
— Becoming more stylish.
— Severe 𝐀𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 to 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤.
— Improved love life.
Ain’t it just wonderful ? All the more reason to spend your hard earned quartz on him.
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