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@residentsheeper.bsky.social

She/it 22 ΘΔ Typhlosion and Doggy girl. I love sheep too :3

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Hm. Real…

10.03.2026 01:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know calling reps is very nerve racking. You're not sure what's the right thing to say, and tbh having a script thrown at me makes things just as nerve racking.

I called today, and I figured I'd write up a transcript of how my call went down. Hopefully it helps demystify the process

09.03.2026 19:17 — 👍 2669    🔁 1994    💬 21    📌 19

Shiv Deadlock patch notes:
- Now bald
- Broke both of his legs
- Nerfed ass; now concave

09.03.2026 16:11 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

they do lots of things

#Deadlock

09.03.2026 01:15 — 👍 115    🔁 53    💬 0    📌 0

"the pokemon should stay on all fours" you rejected meganium. you lie as easily as you breathe

09.03.2026 14:55 — 👍 1365    🔁 533    💬 35    📌 13

Cis people need to pay attention to the way they communicate this. They freely admit that after all of their research, they came up with zero evidence that HRT was harmful.

Then they banned it anyway, claiming their inability to find a reason is a reason in of itself.

09.03.2026 11:45 — 👍 3059    🔁 1479    💬 29    📌 32
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first post in a while, hi!

had the honor of making the thumbnail art for @snapcube.gay for her loz playthroughs! check em out! ^_^

09.03.2026 17:37 — 👍 1466    🔁 229    💬 4    📌 0
legendary hotmeat89 tumblr reply thread

unbossed: [photo of a bumper sticker that says "my girlfriend's husband fights for your freedom"

eastbayfatman: damn good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

hotmeat89: shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

lowtiermemer: all fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your door with a baseball bat

hotmeat89: im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

penguintron: but he's got shooters all over the world even when he's away

hotmeat89: just shot a load in his wife

hitting-on-cullen: you ungrateful asshole. my bf might be fighting for your freedom and you're here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. if a war comes to our country, we're not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuckup of a human being.

hotmeat89: your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he's a scumbag which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

thetyrannosaur: [briton riviere's painting, "aggravation" a jester is mocking dogs from atop a wall]

heardbook: the fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

hotmeat89: your girl boutta be the fest soon as you get deployed boot boy

blm1997: world heritage post

cpineau1973: whoever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world you're an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!

cpineau1973: hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don't deserve to be called an american! you don't even have the right to call yourself a MAN!

hotmeat89: I don't call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

legendary hotmeat89 tumblr reply thread unbossed: [photo of a bumper sticker that says "my girlfriend's husband fights for your freedom" eastbayfatman: damn good way to get your fucking windows kicked in hotmeat89: shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker lowtiermemer: all fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your door with a baseball bat hotmeat89: im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife penguintron: but he's got shooters all over the world even when he's away hotmeat89: just shot a load in his wife hitting-on-cullen: you ungrateful asshole. my bf might be fighting for your freedom and you're here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. if a war comes to our country, we're not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuckup of a human being. hotmeat89: your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he's a scumbag which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son thetyrannosaur: [briton riviere's painting, "aggravation" a jester is mocking dogs from atop a wall] heardbook: the fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast hotmeat89: your girl boutta be the fest soon as you get deployed boot boy blm1997: world heritage post cpineau1973: whoever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world you're an amoral ASSHOLE!!!! cpineau1973: hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don't deserve to be called an american! you don't even have the right to call yourself a MAN! hotmeat89: I don't call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

if there's ever a draft you have to dodge it first and foremost because it is the morally correct thing to do but secondly, hotmeat89 might get your ass.

09.03.2026 12:29 — 👍 950    🔁 366    💬 14    📌 3
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Bowser Jr. in his stupid ass Super Why cosplay from the Super Mario Titans “leak”

Bowser Jr. in his stupid ass Super Why cosplay from the Super Mario Titans “leak”

When a Mariocel says something so Titanphobic that you gotta hit them with that true Super Junior stare

09.03.2026 02:32 — 👍 278    🔁 73    💬 6    📌 1
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happy women's day ❤️✨

08.03.2026 20:18 — 👍 965    🔁 230    💬 0    📌 0
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Super Mario FUCKING Titans.

09.03.2026 04:54 — 👍 281    🔁 63    💬 5    📌 0
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08.03.2026 23:38 — 👍 364    🔁 128    💬 2    📌 5

Real as shit

09.03.2026 12:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

09.03.2026 01:54 — 👍 15443    🔁 5105    💬 3    📌 26
A full-body image of Seven from Deadlock, a man in a tattered prison uniform and an apparatus on his head that is generating a large amount of electricity. He floats above the battleground as his electricity spreads around the room. A black speech bubble points from his mouth, asking "has the futility set in yet?" He's cool i guess

A full-body image of Seven from Deadlock, a man in a tattered prison uniform and an apparatus on his head that is generating a large amount of electricity. He floats above the battleground as his electricity spreads around the room. A black speech bubble points from his mouth, asking "has the futility set in yet?" He's cool i guess

a detail shot of the full image focusing on seven's face. he's having such a great time!

a detail shot of the full image focusing on seven's face. he's having such a great time!

seven's pretty cool I guess. i definitely think about him a normal amount #deadlock

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Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

08.03.2026 15:07 — 👍 14256    🔁 4281    💬 31    📌 42
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(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 — 👍 6726    🔁 1505    💬 33    📌 13

Narita Top Road: do you wanna buy some video games? Look, the store is right there

Admire Vega: Game"Stop"? As if I can rest. I'll never falter... not until I reach the end of my path.

Top Road, eyes shimmering: R-Right! I'll... follow your lead...

T.M. Opera O: One copy of Minecraft, please

06.03.2026 03:30 — 👍 402    🔁 197    💬 6    📌 1

I think the ChatGPT use of “it’s not ___, it’s ___” is more distinct from human use of that phrase than people make it out to be. Because ChatGPT is always making some stupid metaphor that communicates zero information. “It’s not a drizzle, it’s a flood”

06.03.2026 09:24 — 👍 1000    🔁 81    💬 36    📌 2

To quote myself: "Logically speaking, my CactusMan design doesn't make sense for Capcom to choose for this game."

Anyway, it just made it to the top 6

05.03.2026 22:44 — 👍 895    🔁 198    💬 59    📌 0
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♀️⁉️

06.03.2026 08:40 — 👍 1068    🔁 260    💬 7    📌 0
One of my trans animal badges! This one is a trans yote, which is a nickname for the coyote.

One of my trans animal badges! This one is a trans yote, which is a nickname for the coyote.

I love these loud things

06.03.2026 04:11 — 👍 1972    🔁 460    💬 20    📌 7

You talked me into it lol

06.03.2026 12:58 — 👍 3212    🔁 1451    💬 25    📌 3
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Hold on to anything #brainbunnies

06.03.2026 12:49 — 👍 6050    🔁 1782    💬 33    📌 14
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 — 👍 25902    🔁 10110    💬 73    📌 199