Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer

It's wild that we keep coming up with new fetishes. Like now there's a thing where guys slap their dicks real hard and cum from it or whatever, and we're just like "wow, I guess no one ever tried that before?"

Always some elf

Hers didn't rhyme. Or, I guess I dunno, maybe it did in Greek or whatever

Who was the first person who decided that riddles needed to rhyme?

Columbia President with NEW details:

5 DHS agents entered a residency with no warrant.

They said they were police looking for a missing kid.
Security camera even captures them showing pictures of the "kid."

A campus officer asked for a warrant & their boss.

They ignored him & took the student.

I'm hoping we see peen

it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia

Which makes me think it's not about likes/followers for him, it's a power play. He wants to "own" the photos he's stealing from the guys he posts

Plus, if he just reposted, people could then use his feed as a way to find and follow people they liked the photos of. He'd have more followers because people could use him as a resource. It would actually benefit him to be a better person

I never understand these porn aggregator accounts. I try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt but there's just no charitable way to view what they're doing and I think it's so gross

I hope I don't get exploded, but I need to go to the beach

And he was correct

"I bet flights to PV are, like, super cheap now though" - @liztruss.bsky.social

I dunno, you'll have to ask the powerful sheep-fucking lobby

It was the basis for the Washington law that banned sex with animals OVER 75 pounds, and only animals over 75 pounds

No, that's Mr Hands' monster

I'm not posting a photo of it, you guys either know it or you can imagine

"2026 is the year of the horse"

The horse is Mr Hands, and we are all that dude who died

Oh, it's terrible. It doesn't make any sense, and it's bad. But part of why it's bad is that I think it's 100% ai generated. That's why there's not a single shot that lasts longer than 10 seconds

So, is no one going to talk about how Return to Silent Hill is entirely ai generated?

It's a thing dumb people do. They hit the up button when they're going down, because at least the elevator will be there. But then they have to wait still, because if they get on, they still have to go up and then back down again, and also everyone else has to wait too

It doesn't magically help, it just makes everyone's life harder

People who press both buttons when waiting for the elevator deserve to be in prison

Uhhh, I think you're forgetting the visible shaft

I feel like I wasn't enough to save him, but I also kind of hope he ruins his life, because I'm so mad at him, but I also just want him to be healthy and safe even we can't be together, it's all just so much

You're so mad, and you're so hurt, and nothing makes it feel better

Like, what do you ever do on a Saturday at this point?

It's weird how your boyfriend leaving you to go back to doing meth will ruin your weekend

I've never met a project manager who couldn't be replaced with a graphing calculator, but the others are silly yes

Just like last year