Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer

Nor was I at 16 mid-masturbation

And then one day I turned the sound up and heard one of them go "yeah, fuck me with that hot homeless cock" which was a choice....

So I used to watch it as a teen with no sound, because I didn't want my mom to hear, and there's a scene where these two guys bang in a storm drain and then this other guy shows up to join in and I was like "oh I guess that's their friend"

My second favorite video set in a storm drain after the gay porn Skaterboard Sliders 2

Except that some of us did, in fact, start the fire

Yeah but I wear it on my cock

My point is that the author of this article is dumber than I was as a teenager

And when I was a dumb teenager, I used that story to be like "trans people are just confused gay people." But now I understand that what I really wanted was less stringent gender norms, which also means allowing people to transition if they want to

When I was a kid, I once saw a really pretty jeweled ring at a thrift store and my (now very supportive) dad told me I wasn't allowed to get it because it was girl shit and I briefly thought I wanted to be a girl cause girls got to wear pretty rings (don't cancel me, there's more)

White wine with ice cubes and sprite. I keep it in a thermos next to my toilet. You misheard me

Wesker was shirtless on it

Also I also love the pool party, it's the thing that kept me out of the Mantamar pool when someone shat in it

I haven't walked up it yet, but I used to stay at the very tippy top of the hill and it would take a full like 45 minutes from Mantamar, so I think I can handle it. At least until tomorrow when I start complaining the entire time

If you can include you falling asleep in a sunbeam like a cat it's appreciated but not required

You love a hotel that's equipped for the gays

I wasn't fishing for that but I'll take it

As someone who once said that the excitement over a list of new Beyonce song titles was maybe premature without actually hearing the songs themselves, I welcome the guillotine

This pilot keeps coming out of the cockpit to hit on the stewardess and she is NOT into it

I think we all still defend the death penalty in this specific instance

And I'm not even a real lawyer and barely a real bigfoot

So, technically (and I hate that I know this) it was a shared room with a mini-fridge, so it was also from his room. That doesn't make it okay, it's just a fact I remember from the case

Okay, look at the twink over here

Every time I see a map like this I want to break out into the animaniacs map song

No more forever wars? No, more forever wars!

The xyz affair would like a word

Oh my dude, you just had to ask

Wait, I just realized, the SVU handles sex crimes but the ADA surely handles other kinds of crimes?

Puerto Vallarta, where I'm told the explosions are over

The guy across the aisle from me said his friends are down there now and it's totally fine, so 🤞