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i looked into running for cheshire pcc but it’s a five grand deposit get your name on the ballot. meeting the criteria for running should by rights disqualify you from the position

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israel

17.10.2025 14:42 — 👍 1265    🔁 322    💬 32    📌 2
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

09.10.2025 23:35 — 👍 7237    🔁 2004    💬 196    📌 204

history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed

student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism

teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.

04.10.2025 23:14 — 👍 14450    🔁 3369    💬 133    📌 67

per reddit this is the 'ten car' incident -- weird!

05.10.2025 01:37 — 👍 761    🔁 224    💬 41    📌 44
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new norm update: your contributions towards making the cartoon are non-refundable and also it might not get made

04.10.2025 05:21 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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new norm update: your contributions towards making the cartoon are non-refundable and also it might not get made

04.10.2025 05:21 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

the headline should be “there is no link between paracetamol during pregnancy and autism”

this kind of thing just feeds the idea that there are two sides to science

24.09.2025 08:07 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i liked it at first thinking it was a top tier very good bit

16.09.2025 15:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

guy whose user name is SSOberstGroyperführer1488 saying the past few days have radicalised him

14.09.2025 21:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

11.09.2025 23:31 — 👍 13014    🔁 3310    💬 93    📌 49
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irony alert

02.09.2025 19:22 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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“the white supremacist being white is racist”

03.09.2025 17:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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irony alert

02.09.2025 19:22 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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anyone have an update on how this turned out, and whether it involved references to mecha hitler?

09.07.2025 16:29 — 👍 24    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0
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anyone have an update on how this turned out, and whether it involved references to mecha hitler?

09.07.2025 16:29 — 👍 24    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0
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i wonder how this turned out

09.07.2025 06:55 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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anti-terf headline? devastating pic of jk? has the daily mail gone woke?

19.06.2025 15:47 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

frasier: (staggering back) octuplets!?

19.06.2025 15:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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anti-terf headline? devastating pic of jk? has the daily mail gone woke?

19.06.2025 15:47 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

The weaponizing of antisemitism to beat back the left is something we've seen increasingly for the past couple of years. People really need to start recognizing it for what it is.

18.06.2025 14:37 — 👍 487    🔁 73    💬 4    📌 7
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dat and cog

04.06.2025 18:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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he love me

04.06.2025 18:39 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(out the criterion closet) eh i’m gay

28.05.2025 21:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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