Late555

Someone please get me a press pass...

Oopsy-daisy, Mister Clumsypants!

Surely he wouldn't lie?…

Crazy theory, but hear me out…

What if the reason the Republicans keep refusing to release the unredacted Epstein files is that some of them are in there - maybe even Trump himself!

I know, I know - sounds mental. Surely politicians wouldn't lie or abuse positions of power…

Thanks James

When he's impeached do all of his pardons still stand? 🤔
I imagine they do.

I'm just wondering how we put Ghislaine Maxwell back inside, in a few months' time.

Ignore her.
She's an obvious troll.

In my head, he reads my replies and it makes him sad.
And Descartes taught us that it's real if we believe it.

So - job done. Keep crying, you rapist fuck.

I didn't think you guys would actually vote for him! It was just a silly joke.

My bad.
"Sorry" seems inadequate but it's all I've got...

Lesson learned.

I think Amazon changed the film's name to "The Man with the Golden Smile".

She's probably easier to find than the Epstein files, too, which totally beggars belief.

Massive credit for questioning its authenticity, though. Most folk don't. ❤️

(Original video on tiktik below)

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It's not genuine. It's from an older humorous video where a kid is playing up and his dad joke-arrests him

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Mr Sack-the-queers looks like he's 'bout to take his horse to the old town road.

Putin could end that war in 24 hours

ReVanced on android,
SmartTube on TV.

Brb.
I've been asked to lead the French government.
Shan't be long...

Umm… Amazon?…

I'm as opposed to guns as the next guy, but what the hell? 😂

He sure does love to talk about Enigmas, doesn't he...

He loves to talk about Enigmas, doesn't he...

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If the US don't get their shit together and impeach Trump soon we might have to send Greta Thunberg over there.

I'm not sure why Trump is giving $20bn to the Argies.
Why didn't he just tell them to whack tariffs on everything - then they'd surely be making money hand over fist...

...or maybe arrest Trump

America, they'd be disgusted at what you've become... 😭

The 🅱🅱🅲 can gargle my ballsack.

If I took the racist fuckers out with a gattling gun it'd probably be me that gets arrested. The world's gone crazy.