Juan 🐢

that time of the year where I send subliminal telepathic messages to all my Internet friends (and otherwise), so keep your eye peeled

the penis guy is at the door, he's freezing

sleeping is no good

I've given up on a sleep schedule I'm doing this thing I call "having fun" where I stay up and do things

there are so many libs here I just saw a post comparing ICE to Star wars, I'm going back to the Chinese internet

helloo

How Do I get More feet pictures on My Bluesky timeline please Let me know

I've been around since bellyache and only seen her live once 😭😭

I can shoot laser beams out of my eyes but it's really uncomfortable

haven't seen a post like this in 10 years... I feel peace

eating lasagna with my Garfield pants on. life is all about these things

I love feet 🙂‍↕️I’m addicted tbh

Thou shalt not jork

amanda

I hope to one day have a conversation

I love bluesky, the everything app

haven't kissed anyone in so long. But my Minecraft house is looking pretty good rn

I cast a plague of locust upon you, your crops will feel blight and your streets littered in carcass

get your sexy on

I need someone to do my essay, I want essay me do me essay me money want

as the CEO of bluesky I confirm this

just became the new CEO of this health Insurance company, thinking I'll take a celebratory stroll around the city

(feeding you my hand) bite the hand that feeds you

cum sandwich

she blue on my sky til uuhh

50% all the blue skies

reskeet

I love being the owner of this place. I made it myself

retruth

it’s easy to please the rats when all they want is trash