Delana Pennington

And now it’s celebrity #Jeopardy so I can feel smart after the crushing of my intelligence ego

What up #Jeopardy Masters is back

Proper "I'm on live TV" moment this morning when I was talking about how well the pope looked and sounded yesterday only for the presenter to interrupt us to announce that the pope, had in fact, just died

Imagine being so horrible #ThePope has to tell you to knock it off from his deathbed.

#SNL out here ripping off #Supernatural

If you get to try the Sunshine La Croix flavor at #Coachella, please let me know how it is.

Connected with my ancestors tonight by eating mac cheese and fish sticks while watching college basketball

Pascal would THRIVE

Jesse, unfortunately I live on the west coast so I know exactly what the twist is because y’all posted it on instagram.
I hope the golden women get to go after the younger men.
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I really got spoiled having my first season be Joey’s season.
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Look, I get that the point of this show is lots of girls one guy, but I think that Litia is absolutely right to call him out on the ongoing issue of him making promises and saying things he couldn’t deliver on.
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Good for Litia, calling him the fuck out. It is all about him and her view of him should change!
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Oh man everyone watching Litia say all that and then Grant being like ‘ah. Well.’ And then watching her realize what’s happening.
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Making us watch her waddle in that dress is crueler than her not getting a ring
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Grant not picking either would be objectively hilarious
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The thunderstorm is a paid actor
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Perhaps some Neil Lane product placement will help in this decision?
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I need to make a decision, perhaps my father who I talked about abandoning me on national television on two different franchise seasons will have sage advice on relationships!
Look, I’m all for rebuilding connections if that’s what you want but this feels so forced and weird
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The journal entry tonight I think confirms this

Who said last week that Litia and Grant definitely baby talk to each other you were vindicated with that journal heading
Granty, really?
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I need Grant to just say the mormon thing is putting him off. He clearly likes her more.
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Everyone on this show needs therapy
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Juliana’s Dad would beat up Grant’s Dad. Especially after Grant’s spent so much time talking about feeling alone and abandoned.
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NEVER?!? LITIA GIRL
SAYING IT FOR THE FIRST TIME ON NAT’L TV?!?!?!
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I feel like having kids is not a “little issue” and maybe Grant’s dad shouldn’t be trivializing that. Like just because you abandoned your kids doesn’t mean Grant should
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It is so wild that after Grant told all these women (and everyone watching) about his dad’s drug issues and how badly it messed up his childhood and life, that same dad is having one on one chats with the girls like it’s all good
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Grant’s sister looks just like him, love that
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I do not care about the family meeting the girls, I want the family drama since this is the first time his parents have been in the same room since their split
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I think honestly I am just watching for Jesse at this point.
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I am uploading my entire wardrobe (in chunks) to the Whering app and 15 year old me would be so excited that we’re living out our polyvore (rip) #fashion dreams irl.