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Dugga Doo was basically a rip-off of that terrible Poppadom song that nearly got the Wiggles cancelled

What do you do, stand outside his house and shout "The Millennium Prayer was crap"?

"Hi, please could you suggest some recipes for a 1920s-themed dinner party, with some vegan options?"
"Great idea! But first, here's a picture of my knob"

Extra catch: Just as you're about to leave the house, the huge rock tells you it needs to bring something for the Harvest Festival, and also it's Dress Like a Roman day.

I messaged my mum earlier to say "I'll try and pop in on Friday, I'm ducking out of work early".

You have no idea how many times I proofread that message.

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Huffpost headline: I Asked 2 Doctors How To 'Boost' Your Immune System, And They Both Said The Same Thing

"Sorry, we haven't got any appointments today, you'll have to call Reception at 8am tomorrow"

"Got a bit tense when it came to stirring tea" Really? Maybe that's because she was meant to be learning to perform the cha-cha on primetime TV, and instead they made her spend the day filming a 20-second clip with some cakes #strictly

Imagine if this episode was being made in Covid-era 2020. Craig would be sat in the car park #strictly

Flashback to the December when, during a game of Scrabble, I put down 'Stolen' and my wife contested "Erm, I think you'll find it's two Ls"

Finally, #strictly have invested in some convincing CGI

Where has the BBC put the budget they've saved on the terms & conditions celeb? Not on CGI pigeons, I'll tell you that. #Strictly

"Wake up daddy, breakfast's ready!"

The five Britpop albums everyone should own Britpop is a genre which has had a real resurgence in recent years, but what are the definitive albums everyone should own? Read more here.

Spoiler: It's Fuzzy Logic by Super Furry Animals, plus four spare copies just in case
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This feels like a twist on that Seinfeld episode where George keeps trying to break up with his girlfriend, but can't because every time she just refuses to accept the dumping.

New sarcastic meme just dropped #totp

Always makes me well up, ever since Lauren Laverne played it on 6music on the first morning of lockdown. It was always lovely but, as the kids say, It hits differently now.

Now I'm having flashbacks to my first Sky box (2005-ish), losing whole evenings to channel-hopping, fascinated by what I found. Strangest was the Ocean Finance channel, which was just a feed of a fishtank!

This song is very "Never mind the old poppy stuff, I've had an idea for a concept album" isn't it?

Oh! This suddenly explains the existence of a LOT of channels.

My grandma had this on 7" single. She left it on the windowsill and it melted. We did not mourn her loss #totp

Haha! 'Make' is kind. 'Narrate', maybe.

Whenever someone asks me what my guilty pleasure is, I always say Shoplifting

*some of #totp

😶 #totp

What I like about Teardrops by Womack and Womack is that it's not Love Wars by Womack and Womack

There are dozens of us. Dozens!

I like how most bands' comeback singles are about the hell of touring, plentiful drugs and sudden fame. And The Supernaturals' was about being tired #totp

*puts on tin hat*
*tentatively peeks over piles of sandbags*
I.... quite like the Supernatura*ducks* #totp

Remembering Melody Maker's Darts interview, where they'd take an artist to the pub each week, play darts and let them pick three songs from the jukebox. When it was Pras, his jukebox choices were "Bob Marley, and two of his own songs. The wanker" #totp