Becky

Me too. The little skirt. I just managed to win a second one so I'm over the moon.

It's even prettier in person!! So sparkly.

I do love the little woolbeasts.

You gotta use your imagination, my friend. It's a mammalian tooth!

To provide nourishment to the Royal Buds of Dentor, of course. Silly goose.

I see him and I hear "Puttin' On The Ritz."

I BOUGHT STUFF

Could be worse, coulda been robots!

Dentor is my favorite.

Oh yes

Life is better with weird lil guys, that's just a fact.

So anyway, that's what happens when I'm given money and left to my own devices.

A white enamel tooth pin. It has two pink spots for eyes and is wearing a jeweled white and red crown.

...and DENTOR, RULER OF MOUTHS.

A very brightly colored squid pin with a large hot pink crystal head and green and pink tentacles.

....Garish Gary, the fashionable cephalopod...

An enameled pin of two sheep grazing. Their bodies are balls of white yarn with gold knitting needles sticking out of them.

....an unspoken pun...

Three cat pins, two are riding brooms and one is a cute enabled cat head with shimmery emerald green eyes.

...a cat coven...

Three cute green enamel pins in various frog shapes. One frog is clinging to a jeweled flower. One frog is peeking up from behind a leaf.

....some fidgety ribbits....

A large silver spider pin with a pearl butt and blue eyes, next to a small striped jeweled snake pin with red and white rhinestones.

I also got creepy crawlies...

Five sparkly brooches on a bedspread. They are jeweled leaves, flowers, and feathers in bright colors.

I did get some normal pretty stuff!
Classy.

Two long- haired black cats on an unmade bed. One is beating up some innocent paper and the other is breaking the 4th wall with his ears back, looking confused.

Ash has no idea what Coal's problem is. In fact, he has no idea what's even happening right now, because he is a goofy little himbo.

A large black long-haired cat with one ear, facing away from viewer as he is actively destroying a pile of packing paper. His paw is stretched out and out of focus, for he is committing violence.

Coal is helping by beating the absolute shit out of the packaging paper.

100% Daphne.

A beautiful Grey maine Coon cat with green eyes lying on a pale green patterned bedspread. A few scattered colorful brooch shapes are around and under her. She is looking at the camera with a large quantity of attitude.

Cinder has decided to sit on the weird lil guys as a show of dominance and/or begrudging sisterly love.

Or because she wants me to stop playing with them and pay attention to her. Yeah, probably that.

A stylized cartoonish purple cat brooch, enameled with a gold scarf and a tail curled under the feet. It has a silly inked on face with eyelashes. In the background, a furry creature is sniffing a pile of shiny colorful brooches.

Hillary buys classy shit online. I buy weird purple cat brooches (and other Weird Lil Guys).

Cinder is helpfully investigating the rest of the Weird Lil Guys.

Picture of a usps priority mail box open on a bedspread. There is crumpled paper inside.

"Hey Becky, what did you do while Hillary was away?"

Have you played RATM yet?

I doooooo. I love it.

That's so cool!

Okay, we have a new/returning emergency.

Mr. Fresquez, the unhoused gentleman than some of you helped get into a motel room, had to go into the hospital for several days. He's been discharged, but the unhoused problem remains.

I think we have a motel room for tonight.

Folks.

This is a simple plea from your shipping goon.
PLEASE double check your shipping address on orders? Please? Particularly be careful with PP checkout?

The USPS is under a ton of strain so having to reroute misships is risky and unfortunately expensive for us if we have to credit you.