Director Cisco Baracus Ramon | Agent Vibe

Meanwhile at ARGUS

// I don’t want to go to work

Mostly yeah. It’s just whenever these guys show their faces, I…sort of freak out.

Good. I just lost a lot of good people to that thing.

…And I know you’re capable. I just don’t want any slip ups from you.

You weren’t here for the past invasions. You were…

…I don’t know where you were, but it was probably nice. But these things are NOT nice!

WAIT WHY AM I CALLING IT A DOG NOW

Well we haven’t tested that. How would we know? Do I look like Lex Luthor?

Either way, that dog could kill you.

I mean, not yet. But if one of those face huggers gets on you…well…you’re gonna be the proud parent of a little chestburster who takes on some of your traits…

…and by proud I mean dead.

It’s going to kill you and then we might have a annoying speedy little Xenomorph…maybe…

Honestly I don’t know.

// BASTI (me) STOP POSTING AND EAT YOUR BREALFSST

You cannot pet that dog

Sassy Hallie is like a preview for when your other child grows up to be a teenager.

I’m going to cry

Pride fills me tonight.

YOU HAVE A ROBOT NAMED HAMMER TIME?

I think Hallie can be immature at times. But that’s part of growing up. She’s free to date whoever she wants. There’s no problem with that

But if someone hurts her? Well…that’s another story

…do you know what could happen to the human body if hit with a powerful enough force of pure vibrational energy?

Well, there wouldn’t be much left to find that out.

…anyways, have fun you two!

Also, I know people think I’m a joke. Oh look. It’s Vibe. He’s gonna breakdance and vibe at us

I’m sure he’s a nice man. Don’t get me wrong. Because lord help him if he’s not nice.

On an unrelated note, people from the future and different timelines give off different vibrational frequencies. Makes them easier to track

Nothing nefarious. I assure you.

Unless I find a reason to be nefarious

………..Let me use my powers at ARGUS for a moment.

There’s a Batman from the future? Hitting on my niece?

// The Cisco being accused of being horny because he saw Death is actually something that happened on Twitter.

No one believes him.

“SHE CAN TEXT?!?

Well…when I first saw her she was in a tree, looking at a cat…

…oh god that cat died in that tree, didn’t it? Well shit. Now I’m sad.”

“SHE’S RIGHT THERE”

points at an empty spot

I remember when I told people I saw Death and she was a goth girl and everyone told me I was horny

Fuck you. I see her again. STOP MOCKING ME

He tried his best to stay composed.

“Um…Dad was good. For the most part. Mom…she played favorites a little too much. They weren’t perfect but they…tried.

…I…hope you two become parents your kid can look back on with pride.”

…Jesus Christ…

“Listen. It’s scary, I know. But I’m sure you’ll do great.”

he placed his hand on his shoulder, his eyes flickering blue for a moment. His smile faded, his expression becoming serious. He stood there in silence for a few uncomfortable seconds before speaking up

“…You…you’re going to be alright.”