I mean I’m sure the baby will be just fine.
It’s just…it’s safe to be prepared.
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DNA rewritten by dimensional tear, Vibe uses his genius & powers to fight crime, & helps ARGUS detain otherworldly villains. ARGUS Dir. of Technology & Science
I mean I’m sure the baby will be just fine.
It’s just…it’s safe to be prepared.
Preparing for doomsday scenarios just in case Cienn’ child turns out to be the destroyer of worlds.
I mean, I’d be an irresponsible honorary uncle if I didn’t do that
“Getting stung and that sound they make when they get too close to your ear”
23.01.2026 20:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1“THEY FREAK ME OUT!”
23.01.2026 19:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1“Then the kid is very wise. Bees are scary”
23.01.2026 19:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1// I’m probably overthinking things.
19.01.2026 03:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0// Beginning to be highly suspicious of some people suddenly. Or at the very least paranoid folks are talking shit about me behind my back.
19.01.2026 02:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Mostly due to the fact of……part of what I was hired to do.”
19.01.2026 02:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“It’s kind of ironic there is another Earth where The Flash is my best friend”
19.01.2026 02:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1What if you’re actually /their/ Reverse-Flash?
11.01.2026 20:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
“It’s been…better. Helps when you got someone special to sleep next to. It helps ground you, mentally. Puts your mind in a calm place.
…white noise helps too.”
Fair enough. Good to see you.
…as for restless dreamless sleep? I…guess it’s debatable if having a realistic nightmare wins over having any sleep at all.
Feels like no matter what, it’s a rough experience
Could be worse. You could dream about alternate versions of yourself or other worlds. Which…sounds good in theory but it can leave you with existential dread…
…still beats Xenomorphs though
Keep talking like that and the wedding will be off probably
07.12.2025 02:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Does the plan involve sending it to the next dimension?”
05.12.2025 02:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1“TO THE SHADOW REALM WITH YOU”
05.12.2025 02:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1“WHO GOES AROUND BEING EXCITED FOR DRAGON BALL EVOLUTION?!?”
05.12.2025 02:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1kee-rushed
04.12.2025 01:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Hmmmm. Something about that Flambé guy seems a little familiar
29.11.2025 08:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“I will not judge your interests”
He’s judging his interests
“…………”
23.11.2025 21:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
// thinking about how Cisco’s canonical love interest in the comics’ code name is a slur.
And that’s probably why we don’t see her in comics anymore
Meanwhile at ARGUS
01.09.2025 03:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1// I don’t want to go to work
18.08.2025 16:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mostly yeah. It’s just whenever these guys show their faces, I…sort of freak out.
18.08.2025 16:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Good. I just lost a lot of good people to that thing.
…And I know you’re capable. I just don’t want any slip ups from you.
You weren’t here for the past invasions. You were…
…I don’t know where you were, but it was probably nice. But these things are NOT nice!
WAIT WHY AM I CALLING IT A DOG NOW
18.08.2025 15:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well we haven’t tested that. How would we know? Do I look like Lex Luthor?
Either way, that dog could kill you.
I mean, not yet. But if one of those face huggers gets on you…well…you’re gonna be the proud parent of a little chestburster who takes on some of your traits…
…and by proud I mean dead.