Moulin Rouge fucks me up every time. They couldn't let homegirl live her life. I could fuck Nini up. Shit would've stayed covert if her petty jealous ass didn't tell the Duke. Thank fuck for Chocolat. He held Satine down.

Me: sleeps for 3 hours. Wakes up.

My cat: WHERE DID YOU GO? PET ME NOW.

The Angry Black Girl And Her Monster is a great movie

I love my bestest friend V.
He's my designated white person.

Terraria getting reckless making the guns dealer a Black character with a chain.

I need what Snoop be smokin.

I wouldn't be able to cope without marijuana.
I hit my vape about 31 times an hour.

They love my cat so much that they lock up their dogs to have designated cat time. 😹

We have 1 hour after me saying I'm hungry before I turn into a hangry bitch.

Thank fuck for marijuana.

Listening to someone bitch every single day is tiresome.

They keep the heat on 81 and wonder why their bill is so high. Then they open the door to cool it down???
I fucking can't.

Make it more queer.

Tequila, Terraria, Weed and Rage Against The Machine.

We've been playing Terraria for about 6 hours a day for the past week.
Fuck Minecraft 😆

I have 5 pimples in my armpit and they won't go away.

Doctor Who is on God damn Disney now.

My cat just yelled for 30 minutes straight, waking me up after only 2 hours of sleep. Why? His water wasn't fucking clear. 😭

My reason for living.

Time for The L Word.

They're all yours!

My brain can 0% handle what's happening in this country.

One day I won't have tits anymore and no one will be able to stop me.

Someone got me sick and it's pissing me off.
Cover your mouth and wash your hands, assholes.

I just signed up for Per Scholas. It's a tech bootcamp and I need a career.

I've never lived in the boonies before now.
I just wish there were forests instead of flat plains.

Thank fuck for my cat.
Bless his booger face.