skater clam of the skies

Does anyone happen to have the fabric requirements for the Legit Kits "Flamingoes" kit handy? I was trying to figure cost on it, and there isn't a complete list anywhere online.

*double take*

I cannot even tell you the number of hours I spent playing Keen.

Classic Madonna-sportin' woman dichotomy.

A part of me wonders if he was using his wife's face for both. I know he based some of the Christ in that Pieta on his son when Georges died.

Oh, come to Austin, that's about what they paid for like five miles.

I will fight both of you, Bouguereau's Madonnas are my favorite.

Both Korean War fighter pilots, then one went on to pioneer the forerunner to FEMA in Austin and the other became a (very successful) realtor and investor.

I'll look, maybe they'll have some! I did buy them when I saw them go on sale, but I didn't realize it was The Final Sale 😭

Yep. The issue is Fatboy doesn't do shirts, and they don't sell JUST the pants 😡

I'm glad to be with you, Hannah Gokie, here at the enshittification of all things.

Actually me, out loud: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!"

100% no chance of method failure to place the blame on, that's user failure

Poor CSR Henry over at Primary had to read my screed and very kindly said he would forward it over to the design team. Will it make a difference? Probably not. But thanks anyway, Henry.

How I look at my computer when it offers to summarize something with AI

Screaming into the void because the one company that made really great, soft, pajama shorts with flatlocked seams and great construction is now moving toward a cost-saving cut/construction and now I have to spend time and money sourcing new pajama shorts for Fatboy.

I hate this bullshit.

Now the only fingerprints I see are the feces-covered AI ones all over everything. I yearn for Graphic Design Is My Passion, because at least that one is real.

Needs car lashes with that clown nose.

And they do it TWICE!

There's a Shopify ad that talks about "less carts going abandoned" and I nearly shriek with annoyance every single time, "FEWER!!!!!"

Everyone, please hire me for your grammatical know-it-all needs.

PLEASE

My poor son has inherited my sensory issues in clothing. 😭

We will be a baggy house forever.

Picture of hands almost meeting over a pot of soup on a table, thanking persons for their assumed support while my house gets remodeled to be accessible for my Dad who is living with ALS.

Our Accessibility Remodel FINALLY begins on Monday, and with it I'll be losing access to my kitchen, if you're able to donate here is the link to our Meal Train: www.mealtrain.com/trains/o8v324

Hmmmm maybe this has something to do with how many people put the holidays on Klarna this year?

At some point you have to stop spending and pay for it all.

A mug depicting KC Green's This Is Fine dog comic, but tragically faded

I've had my This Is Fine mug so long that the dog has become a ghost and all that remain are flames

Additionally this week I have a MOB dress to hem and buttons to replace on a cassock that got damaged in a fight with an escalator. The cassock needs to be finished by Wednesday, but the dress I have a little more time on.

Kids are off to school dressed as Harry Potter and The Trunchbull, and now I'm going to get my own work done today.

Laundry got done last Thursday/Friday, so at least there's that. Bookwyrm is nearly finished (🥳) so as soon as house is clean I can finish it and get one project off my UFO list.

🫡🫡

The school is keeping chickens and ducks in the courtyard. My classroom has a big courtyard window. Yes, screens are distracting to students, but screens have got nothing on chickens coming up to the windows

Never "AI will be installed in grills, signal when meat is done" or "AI added to fountain drink dispenser, detects when cleaning required."

When they dream of person-approximating helper technologies, somehow it always circles back to policing or punishing employees.

Fine, God, I get it! I will start doing alterations!!!!!