squidward looking out the window meme, except arizona is outside. most of it does not have daylight savings time.
it's that time again
08.03.2026 04:01 β π 18 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0squidward looking out the window meme, except arizona is outside. most of it does not have daylight savings time.
it's that time again
08.03.2026 04:01 β π 18 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0i've been seeing the r word a lot more frequently lately even by people on the left and personally i think we should leave that one in the past
07.03.2026 22:21 β π 739 π 345 π¬ 9 π 0Mask-off corporate bootlicking that causes these fucks to junk the most vulnerable members of their audience at the first sign of resistance aside:
08.03.2026 00:25 β π 1480 π 476 π¬ 11 π 5screenshot from youraislopbores.me my prompt is "draw your blorbo (fictional character u like a lot if you're too normal to know what a blorbo is)" the responder drew a big round person with chest hair and maybe a mustache, labeled EL SEXO. i think most people could probably see the appeal of such a character
i love when people express themselves, on the internet
08.03.2026 00:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A Bluesky post reading: "Challenge for those who are very confident that Claude isn't conscious: Explain how human consciousness works."
Brother I don't know pears work but I can still tell when one's made of wax
07.03.2026 18:42 β π 277 π 62 π¬ 6 π 5disappointing, but i'm wondering if their reach exceeded their grasp from the outset. 44 million seems like a large sum of money to be short of? i dunno!
07.03.2026 23:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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A mockup of the Blades '69 book where the 69 has been crossed out and replaced with 69 in bright purple. Below that, the bio for April Kit Walsh which reads: April Kit Walsh writes games about feelings, vulnerability, and caring for one another, including Thirsty Sword Lesbians and End of the Line. She used to be a swordfighting ballerina, but claims those days are behind her; she has absolutely no idea who that masked heroine with the sword and the tutu might be. When not writing RPGs, April is a civil liberties attorney working to protect the rights of criminal defendants, activists, journalists, and everyone else impacted by the technologies of control or empowerment. Next to the bio, the description for the $420k stretch goal: Blades '69: The Sexual Revolution The 1960s were a time when the counterculture challenged establishment norms around sex, love, family, and a person's right to choose what happens to their own body. How does this conflict manifest in Doskvol? How does the Consensus exercise control through these dimensions of human experience, and what struggles and delightful deviancies does your group want to explore? Blades '69 is a combination of a worldbuilding exercise and safety tool to help you bring themes of both real-world and fantastical sexual liberation to your game.
yeah yeah we saw all you sly posters going "Blades '68? ...just ONE off."
Well we're not COWARDS. Challenge accepted!
At $420k we'll commission April Kit Walsh (designer of Thirsty Sword Lesbians) to write up... Blades '69
Time to put your money where your mouth is.
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/e...
a screenshot of the website youraislopbores.me i asked for an image with the prompt: "phoenix wrong" and someone absolutely delivered a hilarious scribble of the anime lawyer guy, proving that humans are cooler than the bad computer machine in every possible way
cant believe i was literally just lamenting the death of internet whimsy and now i have youraislopbores.me
this is what it's all about, folks
i love that lil guy so much thank you
07.03.2026 09:17 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0a screenshot of the website in question, youraislopbores.me the prompt from me is, "draw your favorite pokemon as if it were a worm. (if your favorite pokemon is also a worm, uh, you figure it out.) (also i remembered to click the draw template this time.)" the second part is because i'm silly and missed that there were two templates haha whoops. somebody responded by drawing rowlet as some type of glorious slug beast
incredible idea for a web site. i hope it lets me draw something soon
ty to whoever gave me this beautiful gift
Earthbound
07.03.2026 00:06 β π 779 π 203 π¬ 7 π 0a screenshot from youraislopbores.me, where when prompted with "draw egg but with cactus spikes", someone crudely drew a smiling egg covered in spikes, in a window stylized to look like LLM input/output.
this is my new favorite thing youraislopbores.me
07.03.2026 07:42 β π 40 π 15 π¬ 6 π 0A page of drawings in yellow hues, all of characters from kirby's dream land 3. From top to bottom: - chuchu is holding onto a ceiling with kirby attached below - kine is holding kirby in his mouth - kirby is standing above gooey, on his tongue - nago is rolling kirby across the ground.
A page of drawings in blue hues, all of characters from kirby's dream land 3. At the top is kirby holding onto coo's foot from the left as coo flies. Below, on the right, is a drawing of kirby curiously looking upwards at pitch, who is on his head and looking back at him. On the right is kirby holding onto rick and looking backwards, as rick happily walks forwards.
animal friends :D
#Kirby
new lore to the pool phone: he thought it would help a swollen battery too
06.03.2026 11:53 β π 502 π 154 π¬ 19 π 28
stores have no idea how much shoplifting takes place, they only know when stock doesn't match records. how much is due to human error, incorrect shipments, breakage, and theft is a guess. literally cannot know if shoplifting is on the rise.
this was a radicalizing discovery for me.
Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."
06.03.2026 20:21 β π 5968 π 1461 π¬ 43 π 44Let's rock with our cock.
07.03.2026 00:37 β π 144 π 61 π¬ 0 π 4(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)
True Art
06.03.2026 19:03 β π 6649 π 1489 π¬ 33 π 13sheesh, between this and zombo.com getting domain parked by assholes, the internet is truly losing all its whimsy
06.03.2026 18:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kΔkΔpΕ chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!
06.03.2026 04:31 β π 6324 π 1721 π¬ 67 π 63Unfortunately, βYo brother, legal team confirmed we canβt work with minors rnβ is an instant classic
06.03.2026 13:38 β π 9515 π 2157 π¬ 88 π 34It actually kicks ass how much the people who run this site hate the people who use it. Just constant seething meltdowns over having to put up with a bunch of artists, furries, and trans people instead of crypto-hustlers and AI guys making Linkedin-tier posts. I'm glad they're miserable, frankly
05.03.2026 17:28 β π 5325 π 1677 π¬ 39 π 25isometric pixelated landscape, tiny cutesy characters and buildings, a little greenery, a little dirt, mostly stones. blonde girl/young woman (head and shoulder portrait): it's called "final fantasy." it's not real. not really.
final fantasy tactics advance, screenshot, game boy advance (2003) www.mobygames.com/game/10325/f...
28.02.2026 02:01 β π 463 π 129 π¬ 7 π 7
this is the perfect sweet spot imo
games never needed to become higher fidelity than this
a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o
i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api
05.03.2026 02:17 β π 7763 π 2303 π¬ 178 π 412red ghost - urchin-----"macky pink ghost - romp-------"micky" blue ghost - stylist----"mucky" orange ghost - crybaby----"mocky"
pac-man, alternate ghost names, arcade (1980) 'the board has a dip switch called "alternate ghost names". in the japanese version, this would change the ghosts' character names and nicknames to a different set..' tcrf.net/Pac-Man_(Arc...
05.03.2026 11:53 β π 195 π 60 π¬ 2 π 11somehow, palpatine returned
05.03.2026 12:14 β π 42 π 13 π¬ 1 π 0kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
Anyways.
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