LD ☭

we really fucked up as a phylum when we stopped evolving face armor

Luke do you claim Gen X because based on your taste in music and such I think we are about the same age, so that would be very upsetting for me, personally

I would read 947 interviews with Offer Shlomi voters

just cause it killed a few people

“slandering gold star families” lmao get a fucking grip Jesus Christ

Parker I usually agree with you on most things but this time you’ve gone too far. It’s very funny that he died

and Pepsi Cola is Episcopal

I grew older and realized it's actually much cooler to love as much as you can. Says Skeletor loving as much as he can.

evil Greg Kinnear

basically just doing the “describe a thing as vaguely as possible” thing to launder the liberals’ seething hatred of poor people.

Oh just because I like when the bus is clean suddenly I’m the “bad guy”?

it’s a dumb sentence but, the last “they” refers to “the working class” — “[The modern left] feels that the working class has betrayed the cause because [the working class] sees transit as a way to get to work that should be safe and orderly.”

the performers (committing acts against nature, outside the view of god): oh my goodness

me (watching pornography): oh my goodness

why is he being rude to the nice ladies

When was the last time you touched grass

not beating the allegations

listen I knew it had a silent letter and I went for it

Wait this is cool

mf said knaw

they just have the one set that keep growing in length right? I don’t know if I knaw enough hard abrasive material to make that sustainable

why stop at three, I want continuous replacement teeth like a shark

That post that’s like instead of tsa precheck they should have a separate line for people who know how to act like they’ve been in public before

[Ad-Rock]: Somebody dropped their morning after
[All]: ILL

it’s so good

Did they, Fuck?

Did they? Fuck!

Chuck Schumer retire bitch

Have you watched If This Ever Gets Weird