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Justin Carinci

@justincarinci.bsky.social

Jokes, transportation, birds. Personal observations of a strategic communication professional.

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I think his MO is to duck behind some chairs and hide in the House chamber when chickens come home to roost.

05.03.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't forget killing billy goats because they smell "musky."

05.03.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But I mean, damn, that's the sharpest lorem impsum I've read.

04.03.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha, so only counting after the Seals rebranded to "Golden Seals"?

04.03.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They were playing to the Bluesky audience. Totally intentional.

04.03.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep coming back to this
bsky.app/profile/just...

04.03.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well there's time (there's time there's time) to go there

04.03.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Scritchies is always big news chez moi!

02.03.2026 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, and Michigan is blanketed in Sumac too!

01.03.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wasn't that the Iron Sheik's finishing move?

27.02.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Raw cow brains are a 100 percent natural, unprocessed clean protein.

27.02.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Species account for "pie d'amerique," the black-billed magpie.

Species account for "pie d'amerique," the black-billed magpie.

American Pie

27.02.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huguenots were Protestant astronauts. Don't correct me.

27.02.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's true!

The symmetry of it is kind of a curse, especially since it's been so long since the 50th was added.

26.02.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
NCHRP Report Cover "Estimating Benefits of Closing Gaps in Active Transportation Networks: A Guide
2026"

NCHRP Report Cover "Estimating Benefits of Closing Gaps in Active Transportation Networks: A Guide 2026"

"Estimating Benefits of Closing Gaps in Active Transportation Networks: A Guide" was developed by Alta Planning with TREC, Safe Streets & Cambridge Systematics.

It offers agencies of all sizes a "batteries included" toolkit to close gaps in walking & biking networks: trec.pdx.edu/news/new-gui...

26.02.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, mine went into a void for awhile but it's back now.

26.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, come on

26.02.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pan with 52 pizza rolls arranged like stars on the flag: alternating columns of 7 and 6 rolls; three of each column

Pan with 52 pizza rolls arranged like stars on the flag: alternating columns of 7 and 6 rolls; three of each column

If we add two states, the flag would be quite nice. I discovered this while heating up pizza rolls.

26.02.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sometimes skeptical of the β€œbah mass media” takes, but I just scrolled through the NYT mobile homepage top to bottom and you would not learn of this FAIRLY major development by doing so

25.02.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 240    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Kind of has the hockey goalie eyes thing going on there

25.02.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought he just needed four teens. Then he needs 12 younger kids. Glad they stopped him before Season 6 with its 36 babies story line.

25.02.2026 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"This is all happening because it has to happen" as a motivating principle.

25.02.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whose wood that is I think I know.
His house is in the village though.

24.02.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Headline: Savannah Guthrie offers $1 million reward for mother's return.
Advertisement: How long does $1 million last after 60?

Headline: Savannah Guthrie offers $1 million reward for mother's return. Advertisement: How long does $1 million last after 60?

The New York Times sent me this breaking news update and served me this ad with it.

24.02.2026 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I don’t have any of these, yet I don’t disagree.

19.02.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It did! I think it was the third one. A big awful mud pit that got rained out after Dinosaur played like three songs.

19.02.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure, the one in Italy is nice, but ours had a Lollapalooza so

19.02.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Milan Dragway's getting all fancy?

19.02.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gonna set me up with the spirit in the sky.

18.02.2026 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When I'm broke, I'm gonna divest
It's gonna put me in the place with the best

18.02.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0