I think his MO is to duck behind some chairs and hide in the House chamber when chickens come home to roost.
05.03.2026 19:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think his MO is to duck behind some chairs and hide in the House chamber when chickens come home to roost.
05.03.2026 19:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don't forget killing billy goats because they smell "musky."
05.03.2026 19:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0But I mean, damn, that's the sharpest lorem impsum I've read.
04.03.2026 17:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ha, so only counting after the Seals rebranded to "Golden Seals"?
04.03.2026 17:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They were playing to the Bluesky audience. Totally intentional.
04.03.2026 17:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I keep coming back to this
bsky.app/profile/just...
Well there's time (there's time there's time) to go there
04.03.2026 15:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Scritchies is always big news chez moi!
02.03.2026 14:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, and Michigan is blanketed in Sumac too!
01.03.2026 21:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wasn't that the Iron Sheik's finishing move?
27.02.2026 18:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Raw cow brains are a 100 percent natural, unprocessed clean protein.
27.02.2026 18:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Species account for "pie d'amerique," the black-billed magpie.
American Pie
27.02.2026 18:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Huguenots were Protestant astronauts. Don't correct me.
27.02.2026 16:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's true!
The symmetry of it is kind of a curse, especially since it's been so long since the 50th was added.
NCHRP Report Cover "Estimating Benefits of Closing Gaps in Active Transportation Networks: A Guide 2026"
"Estimating Benefits of Closing Gaps in Active Transportation Networks: A Guide" was developed by Alta Planning with TREC, Safe Streets & Cambridge Systematics.
It offers agencies of all sizes a "batteries included" toolkit to close gaps in walking & biking networks: trec.pdx.edu/news/new-gui...
Yep, mine went into a void for awhile but it's back now.
26.02.2026 19:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I mean, come on
26.02.2026 19:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pan with 52 pizza rolls arranged like stars on the flag: alternating columns of 7 and 6 rolls; three of each column
If we add two states, the flag would be quite nice. I discovered this while heating up pizza rolls.
26.02.2026 19:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm sometimes skeptical of the βbah mass mediaβ takes, but I just scrolled through the NYT mobile homepage top to bottom and you would not learn of this FAIRLY major development by doing so
25.02.2026 16:20 β π 240 π 53 π¬ 7 π 0Kind of has the hockey goalie eyes thing going on there
25.02.2026 14:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I thought he just needed four teens. Then he needs 12 younger kids. Glad they stopped him before Season 6 with its 36 babies story line.
25.02.2026 14:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"This is all happening because it has to happen" as a motivating principle.
25.02.2026 14:08 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Whose wood that is I think I know.
His house is in the village though.
Headline: Savannah Guthrie offers $1 million reward for mother's return. Advertisement: How long does $1 million last after 60?
The New York Times sent me this breaking news update and served me this ad with it.
24.02.2026 14:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1I donβt have any of these, yet I donβt disagree.
19.02.2026 20:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It did! I think it was the third one. A big awful mud pit that got rained out after Dinosaur played like three songs.
19.02.2026 14:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sure, the one in Italy is nice, but ours had a Lollapalooza so
19.02.2026 13:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Milan Dragway's getting all fancy?
19.02.2026 13:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Gonna set me up with the spirit in the sky.
18.02.2026 12:37 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
When I'm broke, I'm gonna divest
It's gonna put me in the place with the best