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I've given up on being cynical. now I'm gonna start working on cylindrical.

dhd is written on a black background with a rainbow colored star coming out of it ALT: dhd is written on a black background with a rainbow colored star coming out of it

back on my adhd meds today after about six months without. couldn't afford the prescription and the telehealth doctor appointments. can now that business has picked up, at least on patreon.

expect regular (maybe even weekly) videos for the foreseeable future, or at least until the next downturn.

lol i’m just about to spark my shit and listen to ‘97 mariah carey.

That's for sure. I think it would be great and very ironic to go back and rename the Orange Bowl stadium The Orange Stain Stadium. Because it's got orange in the title :). The fact it was demolished in 2008 shouldn't be a hindrance.

shouldn’t be hard to find one in florida.

🏳️ BREAKING: Democrats Surrender. Again Mehdi's Monday morning update on the senators voting to reopen the government without a guarantee on heathcare; the BBC rolling over for Donald Trump; and Kathy Hochul's clash with Zohran Mamdani.

"Is there a more feckless, spineless opposition party anywhere in the democratic world? Why do Democrats insist on repeatedly snatching defeat from the jaws of victory?"

Me for Zeteo's First Draft this morning on the Democratic surrender in the Senate:

“woke” is when you acknowledge that black people have contributed to the united states

Also make us pay for their electric bill

Sorry to do litmus tests but I want candidates who understand and say out loud that the big tech industry is a hive of evil charlatans who get rich pumping poison into the world

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

i’m fuming because he did it against my team. shit was demoralizing

Oh my word that Doku goal

if it “shouldn’t matter what a celeb thinks,” then his silence shouldn’t need defending either. the fact that you’re defending it shows you understand it does have cultural weight.

take a stance. stop with this feckless bullshit.

conan’s inertia when it comes to politics is rage inducing

SNL had Pete Davidson on weekend update to clean up his image after going to Saudi Arabia for blood money. Fuck that shit. I fast forwarded.

if you believe fully autonomous robot butlers are just over the horizon you are actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive and we should take your money from you so we can put it towards something worthwhile

donald trump standing behind the resolute desk, uninterested in the medical emergency happening next to him

picture of the year

Tweet by @kylandyoung “Thank our lucky stars Zohran Mamdani wasn’t running against Andy Richter”

hey assholes who said you were going to leave new york if mamdani wins, you are not welcome in boston. you are the wrong kind of asshole for this city.

you can either stay there and live in a socialist paradise or fuck off to somewhere with low taxes because we know it's really just about that.

okc catching their first loss tonight.

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

so ja morant is just like a normal nba player now?

The correct response to "they're a tiny minority" is not "so it's fine to throw them under the bus", it's "so let them live their lives in peace".

austin reaves the nicest white boy since john brown

The President wants to use the military to crack down on Americans who are exercising their 1st Amendment rights to oppose him. I can’t think of a better reason to insist on exercising those rights.

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

I love how Google's new algorithm makes it impossible to find filenames on my work drive using the exact filename, and instead is like "here are 700 files with similar names, go fuck yourself".

i was all in on mamdani until i found out that he called his dad's cousin his "aunt" instead of using the term we all know and love, "cousin once removed"

WHO Says Over 460 People Reportedly Killed At A Hospital Taken By Sudanese Paramilitary Forces The head of the U.N. health agency says more than 460 people were reportedly killed in a hospital in Sudan's western Darfur region.

More than 460 people were reportedly killed in a North Darfur hospital that was overrun by Sudanese paramilitary forces, the WHO said