Sam "Mr. Podcast" Schultz

Even if you don’t think AI art is bad, I don’t know how you can’t be compelled by this point. The rich get richer if you use it!

I'm done thinking about stupid shit on here. The New York Times op ed page. Romantasy novelists applauding 9/11. From now on I'm thinking full time about a French private investigator with a hook for a hand named Le Chat Diabolique (The Diabolical Cat) who I just made up. He lives above a bakery

if you don't go to sleep it can never be monday

Me, on a Sunday evening whispering in the mirror: “you just gotta make it to Saturday… you got this…”

When I SAY “IDK”

I MEAN “I’m Donkey Kong”

Choushinsei Flashman: The Movie (1986)

I wish the Four Horsemen from the Now You See Me movies were real and that instead of stealing from rich people they… did something else to them

To move forward with focus, we must first understand this simple fact: we are up against an ideology that has given up not only on the premise and promise of liberal democracy but on the livability of our shared world – on its beauty, on its people, on our children, on other species. The forces we are up against have made peace with mass death. They are treasonous to this world and its human and non-human inhabitants.

The key paragraph from @naomiaklein.bsky.social & @astra.bsky.social's powerful piece describing the urgency of our present moment. They are right, and we better move quickly.

Can think of nothing more cowardly than pressing a button to shoot a missile that will land dozens or hundreds of miles away. Little bottle of water next to your desk. "Yes sir" and all that shit. Walking around saluting each other. Fucking losers. Killers.

loser

they started an international war on GamesMasterAnthony’s birthday

After some reflection: we shouldn’t all be annihilated (people who use polymarket sill have to go) but we should have to hand the reigns over to whales and do what they tell us

“Betting on times bombings will happen during illegal wars” is the threshold where I start advocating for the annihilation of the human race. I nominate whales as the next dominant species

Culture has to turn away from this shit to survive. We have to make our own stuff and maybe it’ll look like dogshit but we can call it ours and love the process

We don’t know what’s in there for sure

do they ever even really show paper in the office? I don't think they do :(

We’ll see :)

sucks

That’s why we need this chat group. It’s lonely business pooping at night

Ever wake up with a tummy ache and have to go shit? There should be a discord server or something where you can talk to other people who are having late night tummy problems :)

Look it’s not a real word 😩

It's Sam Schultz! This is one will be mostly art and thoughts I think?

i was recently alerted by @ceriley.com that Tumbler is "back" and i couldnt be happier. please follow me there: im-sam-schultz.tumblr.com

It's Sam Schultz! This is one will be mostly art and thoughts I think?

i was recently alerted by @ceriley.com that Tumbler is "back" and i couldnt be happier. please follow me there: im-sam-schultz.tumblr.com

windows pcs are generally for casual users who mostly use it for web browsing and maybe a little gaming. linux is nearly identical except there's no keyboard. macs are for hardcore experts and professionals who take on the toughest tasks, such as drawing three-dimensional rectangles and squares

It will happen soon… I’m consulting with the spirits

YouTube video by Kermitment - A Muppets Podcast What If Jim Henson Was Yoda?

Our "What If Jim Henson Was Yoda?" video from a few years ago has been improved!

Better sound! 4k video! Finally on YouTube!
youtu.be/nY-gPMg9nt8?...

Replace “trans” with “right-wing” in Walsh’s tweet to make it actually true

I want to emphasize that these are dynamically inserted ads so everyone will get different ads and we didn’t approve anything. We tried to keep our settings to where nothing too offensive would sneak in and we want to know if anything bad is happening! But we didn’t do it on purpose if it does!

Jesse Jackson on Sesame Street in 1972