Mike - DaddysHomeFF

Guess who’s back after surgery to make their asshole permanently right side out again?

How I feel when someone blocks me

Today, like everyday, is a good time to remind you that you’re here for a reason.

Go be the boss bitch you were meant to be and ignore anyone who tries to stop you!

No it doesn’t not

And they haven’t invented enough insults for John Henry and his rotting corpse of an existence

Honestly, based on all evidence pointing towards him being an amazing human, I will celebrate all of Keanu’s movies.
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure over the others but I’ll support all of them

That man was landed the Dodgers Mookie Betts! You put some respect on his name!!

(I’m not crying, you’re crying! My team turned into a poverty franchise that day but I’m fine. Don’t say I’m mad because I’m not!!)

So sweet! ❤️

It’s funny that “retirement” for most of us has become “taking a less stressful, more flexible job that provides health care”

And everyone normalizing it is so freaking strange

Classy move by the organization but once again... *gestures wildly at dysfunctional health care system*

Congratulations Chris!!

After the second run, it would appear that the Germans all have ponies. They are the entire top 3.
No sign of Poland anywhere on the leaderboard so they no longer all have ponies

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Ok so I’ve been watching bobsled for 15 min and everyone is in first place when they finish

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My toxic trait is blaming the meteorologists for the bad weather as if they have actual control over it

Me to the TV tonight as they talked about the storm coming

Con-lapse?

😂😂😂

It’s a Hootenanny in here.

Tonight’s the night! The 2026 Dynasty Dummies Rookie Hootenanny kicks off with the Optimus Primer episode at 9:30 ET on the @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social YouTube feed

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Join @jmiccheck.bsky.social & myself as we unravel the mystery & the music of the 2026 rookie class

I think she’ll be ok long term. Just a tough injury in the moment

Hahah sorry!!

Welp, our foster cat’s asshole is inside out and we have to push it back in

No joke to insert here, just a glimpse into the life of a foster family

It might be the only way you could get me to try it 😂

Skeleton is bobsledding on crack

The smallest rub. Tough way to end it

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The Olympics is putting up a good fight against my seasonal depression so I’m ready for an epic crash out coming really soon!

Just got a sandwich from Mr. Sub (Canadian version of Subway) across from a high school and I didn't put together it was lunch time.

Place was packed with students in a small area.

My sins must've caught up to me because that was the depths of hell.

Nice!! I’m a big fan of the upbeat songs but September will always be my 🐐

What song did you get?