Cheap, hairy, hilarious.
I assumed this was about me lol.
If you're curious about what we're up to in our village, it's this. And has been for a long time.
I was going to post a supportive video but it was all to awful lol.
Bastard drag forever!
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It's so cute. The whole time lol
01.03.2026 23:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's the best treat. Enjoy!
01.03.2026 23:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've opened a window. My sinuses remain clear lol
01.03.2026 21:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Also accepting that this is me. In almost all social scenarios lol
youtu.be/t_kOk5xvGUE?...
So I'm at that point in my Schitts Creek rewatch where David and Patrick make me feel like I'm ready for a relationship.
With Patrick.
No one else lol
But seriously, apart from the acoustic guitar, he's a sweetheart lol
🤞
01.03.2026 21:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This month is a bit more sociable and less work which is good!
01.03.2026 21:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Made my own salt and pepper chips and oh my god I can see through time and I can't breath from the chilli lol
01.03.2026 21:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A bit less busy! But I think all of my weekends are booked up lol
01.03.2026 10:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😘 😘 😘
01.03.2026 10:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy birthday amigo!
01.03.2026 09:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Just posted my monthly round up reel on insta and honestly, I'm exhausted just thinking about February lol. No wonder all I seem to have done at home is laundry and housework.
Which is what I'll be doing today lol
Anyway, this was my favourite discovery of the month lol
youtu.be/8-2qf-cH9to?...
Make it strong! Teach the body a lesson in caffeine lol
01.03.2026 08:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Latest Jurassic Park for me! I missed it at the cinema and I need something entertaining but not to heavy on the brain lol
28.02.2026 20:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Consider yourself invited!
28.02.2026 20:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nope. Film is on. I'm going nowhere lol
28.02.2026 19:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Probably a bit of shock!
But most importantly, are you OK?
I was supposed to go out tonight but to be honest, a large wine and crap TV is feeling much more my vibe today lol.
I'm giving it till 8. If I'm motivated by then, I'll get ready, go and leave early. If not, I'll pick a film and eat chocolate lol
It still surprises me, and makes absolute sense, that this banger was made by praga khan. And I can't hear it without seeing this video which is at least 20 years old 😭 lol
youtu.be/UMf40daefsI?...
Quite a high stakes one though!
28.02.2026 14:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just checked in on world news. What the actual fuck is going on? Had there been some advance in Irans nuclear programme or did we just decide that war was more comfortable than awkward stalemate?
28.02.2026 12:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The weary traveller lol. Home time!
28.02.2026 11:12 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bit Barbara Gordon is rightly at the top!
28.02.2026 01:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hope the salary is worth it lol!
27.02.2026 23:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
More sharing plates! Another great meal in Nottingham. Service was a bit all over the place but otherwise all good!
27.02.2026 22:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There will be at least two, plus drinks lol
27.02.2026 10:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I intend to! I just need to decide where to eat... Lol
27.02.2026 08:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You too!
27.02.2026 08:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's my first day off (well one work call to do) in almost three weeks! I'll probably end up working but I am taking myself for a one night city break! Housework be damned!
27.02.2026 08:29 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0