Kurt Clopton

Spank Check out this great listen on Audible.com. “I started keeping a journal because I read somewhere that it was good for your mental health. I beg to differ. All I wanted was a bass player for the band,...

Spank is now available as an audiobook on Audible, and will be coming to iTunes and Amazon in the next few days. And while you will have to listen to me reading it, at least you know that it does eventually end. www.audible.com/pd/Spank-Aud...

As Bridget scours the alleys of Cleveland in search of her missing sister, she uncovers dangerous, hidden magic.

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“All I wanted was a bass player for the band, but adding a new person to an already precarious mix can be messy.”
-Kyle, journal keeper, vocals, bass, guitar

Get your copy of @kurtclopton.bsky.social’s SPANK, and enjoy the mess!
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“All I wanted was a bass player for the band, but adding a new person to an already precarious mix can be messy.”
-Kyle, journal keeper, vocals, bass, guitar

Get your copy of @kurtclopton.bsky.social’s SPANK, and enjoy the mess!
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SuperGuy and SuperGuy 2: Electric Boogaloo by Kurt Clopton
Oliver accidentally becomes Milwaukee’s low-budget municipal superhero. Get this hilarious duology in print, eBook,or audiobook read by @kurtclopton.bsky.social himself, and get 25% both at our store!
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Official launch day. Or as I like to call it, Spank Day. Will I regret that? Maybe. Oh, maybe it'll get banned. Of course, that used to be worth some good publicity but now they ban everything. Either way, I suggest buying and reading it so that you can work from a place of knowledge.

Photo of a book titled Spank. A novel by KURT CLOPTON. Audiobook version available soon.

The new book is just over a week away. Preorder now! It's got naughty words!

Here's my new book, now available for preorder. Being released on April 15th. Good use of your tax refund.

My publisher says I need to post more about my books on social media because algorithms, blah, blah, blah. So, if you read, please give the first book, SuperGuy, a try. Also, if you've read this, please write a review because that helps with those algorithms I was talking about.

Stained glass piece done in triptych style with elements and colors that flow through multiple panes.

Still get to slap together the occasional bit of stained glass for someone to gift for Xmas.

Photo of two books, titled SuperGuy and SuperGuy 2: Electric Boogaloo, by Kurt Clopton

My two books, if you like superheroes and bureaucratic satire, though that makes it sound more sophisticated than it is. There are plenty of dumb jokes too.

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social, Do I have to vomit if I come to one of your shows? I'd really prefer not to, but if the ticket price is right...