Lady Samhain (she/her)

Someone please tell Castellanos to quit fucking whining to the media because I am pretty over it already.

I know, but he’s still on the team.

Players yes, managers no. I think. Don’t quote me on that.

Not if he gets fired.

Through next year. He signed an extension earlier this year.

Maybe he wants to be forcibly retired?

Boy I would not get up in front of the Philly sports media and say that.

I was actually kind of surprised to see Bader in there.

Then don’t bunt! You either pinch run Casty and for some ungodly reason try the bunt, or you don’t bunt. Not bunting is an option! Pinch running Casty is an option!

Anyone with a pulse.

The bat boy. The Phanatic. Anyone on the roster with a pulse.

He’s perfecting the banana bread recipe in his head instead of thinking about the pitch AND YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

It’s been THREE YEARS. Fix your shit, whatever it is.

Is swinging out of your shoes at a pitch a foot outside the strike zone a side effect of ivermectin?

YES. Also ‘PINCH RUNNING FOR CASTY IS ALWAYS AN OPTION.’

I’m pissed about the bunt because it was incredibly stupid, but this team needs a better sports psychologist or something to figure out why the top of the lineup can’t hit in October.

Just absolutely boneheaded.

The Red Sox did it too, and I will never understand this.

Why. WHY WOULD YOU BUNT? Why.

WELP.

I am going to vomit.

Oh for shit’s sake.

If Bryce wants a World Series ring so badly, it would behoove him to remember how to hit in October.

BATS, YOU FUCKERS. TRY USING THEM THIS TIME.

I hope Luzardo just spits sunflower seeds at the rest of them.

BITCHES! THEY LOVE HIM!

I know Marsh has weed in his locker. Everyone go back, take a hit, and LOOSEN THE EVER-LOVING FUCK UP.

Why are they all playing stupid? Come on, you jackholes.

I just remembered that Snell was ‘OohThatSnell’ on The Dugout so I’ll just be over here giggling for an hour.

wan play spies?:)

I am stress-eating because playoff baseball.