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Floundering through life. They/Them, still trying to figure myself out. https://linktr.ee/ancientflounder

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Vic Grimes with hair is kind of cursed.

03.03.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

anyway I need to add that if you've enjoyed the death generator now or in the past, I could really use a ko-fi donation or patreon support. I'm recovering from medical issues at the moment while I look for a job, and it'd help a ton.

bsky.app/profile/foon...

03.03.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
 made a spike about nine o'clock on a Saturday
All eyes hit me as I walked into the bar
And see the other guys were fooling in the denim dudes
A couple cops playing rough stuff, New York, Fire Island
I cased the joint, straining at the seams
I moseyed up to the counter and the tender came a-grinnin'
I snapped the smile off his face and snarled "Give me a bourbon"
The mirror on the wall was collecting and reflecting
All the heavy bodies ducking, stealing eager for some action
The scene screwed me up, I saw some contact
Then the big boys, saw me and knew that
I'd had too much, floating around
Statues alive, seconds are hours
Sex like a hurricane, wrapped in and shattered
I was barely holding on to this flying body symphony
I guess I dream in pictures, not in colors
The true free expression I demand is human rights, right?
I gave my life, I am immortal
Love knoweth no laws
Love knoweth no laws
Love knoweth no laws
Love knoweth no laws
Nightmare, just a bunch of goddamn, rotten, steaming, raw
Deal

made a spike about nine o'clock on a Saturday All eyes hit me as I walked into the bar And see the other guys were fooling in the denim dudes A couple cops playing rough stuff, New York, Fire Island I cased the joint, straining at the seams I moseyed up to the counter and the tender came a-grinnin' I snapped the smile off his face and snarled "Give me a bourbon" The mirror on the wall was collecting and reflecting All the heavy bodies ducking, stealing eager for some action The scene screwed me up, I saw some contact Then the big boys, saw me and knew that I'd had too much, floating around Statues alive, seconds are hours Sex like a hurricane, wrapped in and shattered I was barely holding on to this flying body symphony I guess I dream in pictures, not in colors The true free expression I demand is human rights, right? I gave my life, I am immortal Love knoweth no laws Love knoweth no laws Love knoweth no laws Love knoweth no laws Nightmare, just a bunch of goddamn, rotten, steaming, raw Deal

Metalheads: we had no idea rob was gay

Rob in 1977: i go to gay bars and have big gay sex with big gay men and this should be a fundamentally protected human right these dudes know what im about and what im about is FUCKIN DUDES

02.03.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 186    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2
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02.03.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 681    πŸ” 291    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
β€œDO I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THIS HELL AGAIN?”

β€œDO I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THIS HELL AGAIN?”

Vacation is over. Back to work.

02.03.2026 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We’re out of kibidango.
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28.02.2026 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1022    πŸ” 151    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1
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Are you weeb enough to understand this joke?

28.02.2026 06:41 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

The secret hero of Moore's Swamp Thing run.

27.02.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1743    πŸ” 603    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 9
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Promotional footage and photographs from the lost 1970 one-act Godzilla vs Gamera stageplay.
#godzilla

16.11.2024 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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This Zangief lariat drill bit is something else.

26.02.2026 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 192    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
A red plastic lunchbox with the image of a man in a trenchcoat and cape, face covered by a red kerchief, avec jaunty fedora. He is standing on the outskirts of a city, as lightning crashes by a full moon overhead

A red plastic lunchbox with the image of a man in a trenchcoat and cape, face covered by a red kerchief, avec jaunty fedora. He is standing on the outskirts of a city, as lightning crashes by a full moon overhead

Day #222: The Shadow (1994)

25.02.2026 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 198    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3
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"EVO's traditions, values, and identity will remain unchanged," says company 24 hours before announcing they're going to have a tournament every month of the year so that no matter when you run another grassroots event you're getting stepped on by an EVO event.

EVO is anti-FGC. Do not support them.

23.02.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1790    πŸ” 851    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 10
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Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

21.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 13540    πŸ” 4570    πŸ’¬ 135    πŸ“Œ 745
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Shout out to whoever at Taito was a fan of Boris Vallejo I guess

21.02.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
Dracula
Alucard, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or -

Dracula Alucard, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or -

- boogeyMEN in the castle!

- boogeyMEN in the castle!

Alucard
Ahhhhh!!!

Alucard Ahhhhh!!!

21.02.2026 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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One day they'll call Kill la Kill a Retro Anime.

21.02.2026 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 592    πŸ” 171    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 1
Freddy's Nightmares warning screen from the late '80s

Freddy's Nightmares warning screen from the late '80s

It's me. I'm the mature audience.

21.02.2026 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 249    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4
The classic Real Bout Geese throne, but it's Danny Lee as Geese, Billy Herrington as Billy, Van Darkholme as Hopper

The classic Real Bout Geese throne, but it's Danny Lee as Geese, Billy Herrington as Billy, Van Darkholme as Hopper

I also found this.

No context.

20.02.2026 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a text box from Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown. Kathryn Janeway: Follow them! We'll get Tuvok's lungs back.

A screenshot of a text box from Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown. Kathryn Janeway: Follow them! We'll get Tuvok's lungs back.

This is what gaming is all about

20.02.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4424    πŸ” 1062    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 45
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HAPPY 80TH BIRTHDAY TO LEGENDARY GOAT RIDER HIROSHI FUJIOKA!πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‚

#KamenRider

20.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 559    πŸ” 278    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 10

Seasons in the White Castle of Fear

19.02.2026 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A cropped screenshot from Virtua Racing (Mega Drive). The image shows a brown lo-poly horse on a bright green field. A blue sky with an attractive floofy cloud can be seen in the background. A large ferris wheel sits ont eh left edge of the image.

A cropped screenshot from Virtua Racing (Mega Drive). The image shows a brown lo-poly horse on a bright green field. A blue sky with an attractive floofy cloud can be seen in the background. A large ferris wheel sits ont eh left edge of the image.

HORSE

19.02.2026 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 323    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
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DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

18.02.2026 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 19671    πŸ” 5921    πŸ’¬ 502    πŸ“Œ 1140
@spacetwinks

doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown

pagliacci: what about pagliacci?

doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown

pagliacci:

doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown

@spacetwinks doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown pagliacci: what about pagliacci? doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown pagliacci: doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown

19.02.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3262    πŸ” 625    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 16
Osman flyer: a flying man and a creature

Osman flyer: a flying man and a creature

Osman / Cannon Dancer main visual by Kouichi Yotsui / ε››δΊ•ζ΅©δΈ€:
xcancel.com/kurofunepai/...

19.02.2026 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Happy lunar new year! 🧧🐎

17.02.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1866    πŸ” 294    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1